When You Self-Inflate (Parody of "Welcome to My Life" by Simple Plan)

[Intro]

Checking in on traffic from DramaCopter 69

There's trouble on the front page leading into the site

Looks like McCoxmaul is at it again

He's wearing a black outfit,

Looks like it's connected to an AC unit.

Let's get over there and see what's going on.

[Verse 1]

Do you ever feel like pumping up?

I don't mean going to the gym

Like everytime you're at the beach

You wish you were the beach ball?

Do you ever wanna grow and grow?

Do you fantasize until you coom?

About Violet Beauregard

Getting big and blue?

[Pre-Chorus]

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing's quite airtight

You don't know what it's like to wanna inflate

[Chorus]

Latex suit, filled with air,

To feel huge without a care,

Hit the switch, hear the sound,

Soon you're lifted off the ground

To be on the edge of cummin' hard

And no one's there to judge you

No you don't know what it takes

When you self-inflate

[Verse 2]

Do you about Mammoth Mutt?

The dog that blows herself up?

Do you know where you can get balloons

With a pump that has a motor?

Are you in communities online

But you wanna act it out in real life

Just a buncha fellas with pumps and suits

All dreaming the same thing

[Pre-Chorus]

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing's quite airtight

You don't know what it's like to need to inflate

[Chorus]

Latex suit, filled with air,

To feel huge without a care,

Hit the switch, hear the sound,

Soon you're lifted off the ground

To be on the edge of cummin' hard

And no one's there to judge you

No you don't know what it takes

When you self-inflate

[Bridge]

No one ever told you not to aerate

And no one ever popped you when you're all stretched out

You might think I'm stopping

But I've still got room to grow

Everyone around me wants to stay inflated

They never wanna worry 'bout leaking air

You don't know what it takes, what it takes

[Chorus]

Latex suit, filled with air,

To feel huge without a care,

Hit the switch, hear the sound,

Soon you're lifted off the ground

To be on the edge of cummin' hard

And no one's there to judge you

No you don't know what it takes

Latex suit, filled with air,

To feel huge without a care,

Hit the switch, hear the sound,

Soon you're lifted off the ground

To be on the edge of cummin' hard

And no one's there to judge you

No you don't know what it takes

When you self-inflate

[Outro]

When you self-inflate

When you self-inflate