The Presidents of the United States

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TdbMblXMfw

Seriouspost: They were actually okay. They weren't sublime but they weren't Tara White Girl. (Did you notice how I left the first letter in "Sublime" uncapitalized because if you've got a really active prefronetonl (sp???) cortex and you realize that's when Bradley Noell died of a heroin overdose. And you're really mad because you respect these people because you went through some of this shit together.

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I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat me a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can

They were put there :marseycheerup: by a man in a factory downtown

If I had my little :marseypony: way, I'd eat peaches every day

Sun-soaking bulges in the shade

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat me a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: eat a lot of peaches

I took a little :marseytroublemaker: nap where :marseydrama: the roots all twist

Squished :marseyjar: a rotten :marseyzombie2: peach in my fist

And dreamed about you, woman

I poked my finger :marseynoyouzoom: down inside

Make a little :marseybaby: room for an ant to hide

Nature's candy :marseychildcatcher: in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

:#marseysingtalking:

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My dual credit rhetoric teacher in high school would play this song during class all the time :boomerjam:

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!zoomers this is unironically more artistic than anybody in your generation could ever do. And when I say "unironically" it's in an angry tone of voice.

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!zoomers he doesn't know

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"Unironically" isn't a word. You're going senile!

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Counterpoint:

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They were put there in a can by a man in a factory downtown.

That line actually made me wonder because all the factories in Portland were in the suburbs like Hillsborough & Gresham. But there was Precision Cast Parts...

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None of these words are in the Bible

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