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The Golliwog could have worked as a hero in the same sense Allan Quatermain did, in that you acknowledge his flaws and how awful he was but still embrace him as a hero. The Golliwog is not this. He gave him a giant peepee and had him frick the dutch dolls. He had him talk like a minstrel character on whatever drugs Lewis Carrol was taking. He made him an escaped slave. He just kept piling on racist bits. He's a space alien made out of dark matter. He's oppressed by small-town sheriffs who are just racist against him. It's nauseating.
It's like how that shitty Velma series made Shaggy a racist stereotype by making him a black guy. Suddenly, everything about Shaggy is offensive because you chose to make him a black guy. I'm not normally a cuck who gets offended by this shit, but I'll whine about it when the story doesn't work.
But its so boring. Velma as a southeast asian man discovers that everyone loves southeast asian manlets instead of discovering that everyone hates southeast asian manlets and thinks they're subhuman.
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The Golliwog could have worked as a hero in the same sense Allan Quatermain did, in that you acknowledge his flaws and how awful he was but still embrace him as a hero. The Golliwog is not this. He gave him a giant peepee and had him frick the dutch dolls. He had him talk like a minstrel character on whatever drugs Lewis Carrol was taking. He made him an escaped slave. He just kept piling on racist bits. He's a space alien made out of dark matter. He's oppressed by small-town sheriffs who are just racist against him. It's nauseating.
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All if that sounds really black, holy shit
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It's like how that shitty Velma series made Shaggy a racist stereotype by making him a black guy. Suddenly, everything about Shaggy is offensive because you chose to make him a black guy. I'm not normally a cuck who gets offended by this shit, but I'll whine about it when the story doesn't work.
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I loved Velma because it was the freshest take on Scooby Doo in decades.
Oh no those characters you love so much are shitty people now
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I unironically think velma works as satire
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At a lot of points it obviously is satire, just so on the nose it doesn't appear like it is
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But its so boring. Velma as a southeast asian man discovers that everyone loves southeast asian manlets instead of discovering that everyone hates southeast asian manlets and thinks they're subhuman.
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It wasn't boring for me.
I'm not going to stop watching something on my own just because other people find it boring
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