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!ifrickinglovescience the doomers at /r/climatechange are discussing the prospects of mass American migration to reddit's favorite country, Canada
I see hordes of people flooded out of their homes in Florida traveling north in migrant caravans for safety, especially as they traverse the Deer River gap in the Adirondacks. Fox News will opine on how unfair it is that Canada isn't letting them in.
Leopards ate my face amerite?
I think it will depend on government responses. The US is trying to build walls and privatize all our social nets. We are cannibalizing the public good. If Project 2025 comes to fruition we will be dramatically dropping the quality of life for almost all citizens.
If Canada has better accommodations- affordable healthcare, available housing or land, and possibly a more stable government then yes I do expect there will be an Exodus.
If we get to the point where the Arctic sea is navigable then Canada will be prime to become an exporter of rare metals from deep sea mining too.
Without appropriate water management most of the western and middle United States will suffer the Dust Bowl again. Our entire corn belt is grown with aquifer water - that will become too low and too expensive to use at some point.
I'm not as familiar with the concerns of Canada, but because they have such large tracts of land not currently in use, they may have a strong economy while others flail.
If you're a trump supporter , please stay in the flooding.
The collapse will probably be so quick and global, that Canada won't be any better off. More than just temperature, it'll be massive famine that will be our demise, which Canada is already on the edge of w prairie crop yields on the decline already.
Peak apocalyptic doomerism
Dunno , but if the United States falls to the cycles of cancerous fascist self destruction hopefully Canada will already have a long standing NATO presence to aid in sorting out possible US climate refugees , rather than yet more self defeating behavior like militarily seizing Canadian territory.
It is quite possible Canada could end up in the position Ukraine currently finds itself in as fascist/authoritarian states are quite fond of inventing histories and rationalizations for invading their neighbors.
If the Canadian government was actually taking the likely course of predicted climate change along with the continued weakening of US representative government seriously , Canada would be working to re- constitute /revive it's Nuclear weapons program , incentive the large number of Canadian nuclear weapons scientist current working in the US to return that expertise home asap....
Surely Europe will defend Canada from evil Christofascist American aggression 
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If it actually gets that bad we'll just invade them lmao
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Meanwhile, back in reality, people continue to migrate in droves from northern states to the Sunbelt.
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Yanks will keep coming down here constantly while talking shit about us, our culture, and our history. Great job shit-for-brains, surely doing the exact same things you did back north but down here won't cause down here to become shit like back north.
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How did that work out for you last time shart mutt?
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Hmm yes a war that was fought over 200 years ago while the British empire was still the number one global power will definitely dictate how things go a second time
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Especially considering 90% of leafs live within 100 miles of the US border.
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This but unironically
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Do you think Canada has more or less military power projection today than when it was a warehouse on the periphery of the empire?
You couldn't even beat Stone Age tier goat male feminists…
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!burgers unreal level of delusions from a Canuck. I even Used a European
source 
to be less biased 
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Where is your adblocker?
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How else would
I tip the website?
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You can't spell biased without based
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Umm the afghanistan war doesn't count because to this day no one is quite sure why we invaded
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Seethe harder glowies
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It's all fun and games until you see one of them in a trucker hat with a gun.
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And knowing we can't win we'll poison all the south flowing bodies of water causing ecological disaster
!leafs on guard for thee was an alright comic
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1. if the US turns into a fascist dictatorship it's likely that Canada will have too.
2. Canada is ridiculously easy to immigrate to as a burger.
3. The Canada-US border looks like this:
It is also the longest land border in the world and if US-Mexico border crossings are difficult to deal with, then preventing illegal immigration to Canada is impossible.
4. Canada's only important export is oil. It is likely that Canada would be somewhat responsible for a climate crisis in the first place.
5. If people living in the midwest and rust belt shitholes are too stubborn to leave their hometown then it's likely that people will refuse to leave in some climate catastrophe.
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What schizo conspiracy nonsense is he babbling about?
Biden is barely building any walls and is not enforcing immigration laws because he wants to change voter demographics to place his party in better position forever. Medicare and Medicaid are still dominated by government and consume about 2/3 of the federal budget. Cannibalizing the public good? Like clean air? What is this neighbor talking about? Project 2025 =
nonsense, and I've never heard of it.
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Project 2025 is Trump's/Trump's handlers' plan to replace our Deep State (D) with an even more r-slurred Deep State (R). They think the reason Trump didn't do anything cool and based during his first term was that middle managers in the department of agriculture or something made him sign too many forms.
https://www.project2025.org/
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I'm all for making middle management suffer.
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First time I hear about that one too. Just a couple of years ago /r/climatechange still have more quality discussions, mostly related to news about renewables and IPCC papers. Then El Niño and the 2023 temperature spike happened and the place got flooded by /r/collapsecels.
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The climate is supposed to stay the same and within a small acceptable range. A single deviation is proof of:
Its happening
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youre here ----> It's too late.
Its over.
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It's hilarious that the non-schizo realistic version of the situation possibily happening would be richer Americans with skills legally migrating and chudding up Canadian politics. It'd be a weird mirror.
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If only it was warmer, the pay was better, and the government less r-slurred.
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If global warming does a tenth of what the collapsers say it will, then it might be warmer and the U.S. economy could make Canada pay less bad. Get some leftoids into government if the U.S. can start moving immigrants faster, then Canada might seem less ugly.
I think what would really happen, which is already kind of happening, is the upper/mid south and more rural Midwest would get most of those transplants.
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Already kinda happened with Texas.
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I have already seen redditors saying that climate change is not that bad, because it will affect Florida and other KKKhristofascist MAGA chud reich states
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It already affected the RS chuds according to /r/brasiltards
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Day of the
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The day will eventually come when we liberate Canada.
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Our large tracts of unused land is almost entirely uninhabitable frozen forest filled with bears, moose, and wolves. The part that isn't forest is tundra. There is no infrastructure, you will freeze to death and be eaten by animals. If you sent a few million swarthoids up there to attempt to build cities you'd just give the scavengers a taste for human flesh.
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The GOAT zombie game.
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The day of the rake will come
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Migrate? No.
Colonize? Yes.
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alaska literaly exists dumbasses
real ones alreaty heading up a$ap
see you guys there
some day
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Migrate? Don't they mean liberate?
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But why would Canada be so bigoted and inhumane?
Of course they will let them in, refugees welcome 
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It's fun going across the border because you go from heavy forests to suddenly fields of r*peseed and mustard. The most northern land in the US isn't worth farming for us, but it's all that Canada has and they have to try to eke out a living growing canola oil
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I hate Canoids so much it's unreal. The only way I'm going to that gray wasteland is if there's a crusade and we're conquering it.
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I'd literally rather die than move to Canada
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I hope, timmies always needs new workers and it'll be a fun change of pace to yell at mayos instead of jeets for getting my order wrong.
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Thank god for the chinese
pricing burgers 
out
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god I hope so, house prices go brrrrr
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AI will make it so you don't need specialized labor to build a house, one day!
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lmfao i'll migrate to canada as a conqueror
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There's no way most burgers could ever afford to live in Canada. I keep reading that they think 750k for a detached house is too expensive.
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Snapshots:
/r/climatechange:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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there will not be any climate refugees because we'll turn it around within 30 years (pulling carbon out of the air to make fuel will become one of the cheapest forms of energy, and at that point we can just use geoengineering to get global temperatures back to 1900 levels).
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