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Will Burgers :marseyburger: :marseymutt: migrate to Leafland as climate refugees? :marseyflagcanada: :marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1cobmhx/will_climate_change_get_bad_enough_for_millions/

!ifrickinglovescience the doomers at /r/climatechange are discussing the prospects of mass American migration to reddit's favorite country, Canada

I see hordes of people flooded out of their homes in Florida traveling north in migrant caravans for safety, especially as they traverse the Deer River gap in the Adirondacks. Fox News will opine on how unfair it is that Canada isn't letting them in.

:#soyjakanimeglassestalking:

Leopards ate my face amerite?

I think it will depend on government responses. The US is trying to build walls and privatize all our social nets. We are cannibalizing the public good. If Project 2025 comes to fruition we will be dramatically dropping the quality of life for almost all citizens.

If Canada has better accommodations- affordable healthcare, available housing or land, and possibly a more stable government then yes I do expect there will be an Exodus.

If we get to the point where the Arctic sea is navigable then Canada will be prime to become an exporter of rare metals from deep sea mining too.

Without appropriate water management most of the western and middle United States will suffer the Dust Bowl again. Our entire corn belt is grown with aquifer water - that will become too low and too expensive to use at some point.

I'm not as familiar with the concerns of Canada, but because they have such large tracts of land not currently in use, they may have a strong economy while others flail.

:#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyleftoidschizo:

If you're a trump supporter , please stay in the flooding.

:#soyreddit:

The collapse will probably be so quick and global, that Canada won't be any better off. More than just temperature, it'll be massive famine that will be our demise, which Canada is already on the edge of w prairie crop yields on the decline already.

Peak apocalyptic doomerism

Dunno , but if the United States falls to the cycles of cancerous fascist self destruction hopefully Canada will already have a long standing NATO presence to aid in sorting out possible US climate refugees , rather than yet more self defeating behavior like militarily seizing Canadian territory.

It is quite possible Canada could end up in the position Ukraine currently finds itself in as fascist/authoritarian states are quite fond of inventing histories and rationalizations for invading their neighbors.

If the Canadian government was actually taking the likely course of predicted climate change along with the continued weakening of US representative government seriously , Canada would be working to re- constitute /revive it's Nuclear weapons program , incentive the large number of Canadian nuclear weapons scientist current working in the US to return that expertise home asap....

:#marseyxd: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseysurejan:

Surely Europe will defend Canada from evil Christofascist American aggression :marseysoldieramerica:

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If it actually gets that bad we'll just invade them lmao

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Meanwhile, back in reality, people continue to migrate in droves from northern states to the Sunbelt.

:#marseybeach: :#marseyhawaii:

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Yanks will keep coming down here constantly while talking shit about us, our culture, and our history. Great job shit-for-brains, surely doing the exact same things you did back north but down here won't cause down here to become shit like back north.

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How did that work out for you last time shart mutt?

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Hmm yes a war that was fought over 200 years ago while the British empire was still the number one global power will definitely dictate how things go a second time :clueless:

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Especially considering 90% of leafs live within 100 miles of the US border.

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:#marseypearlclutch: those leafs are massing on our borders, i think we should do a pre-emptive defensive strike before they can. it's clear they're looking to invade.

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This but unironically

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It's all fun and games until you see one of them in a trucker hat with a gun. :marseyscared:

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And knowing we can't win we'll poison all the south flowing bodies of water causing ecological disaster

!leafs on guard for thee was an alright comic

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