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Elon Musk's net worth crosses 250 billion :marseyelonmusk:

https://www.forbes.com/real-time-billionaires/#544acf0c3d78

I personally think to celebrate he should open up a new company in the tech sector. One new company for every 50 billion USD.

Currently he has his fingers in robotics, AI, vehicles, spaceships, brain interfaces, social media.

I am willing to bet he is going to cross 300 billion USD by the end of the year.

Maybe multinational corporations and tech billionaires will be able to ensure the US GDP keeps growing at 2% and above every year till the end of the century.

Nobody is better at the profit motive than MNC's, and the US has the highest number of them.

Almost all the top US companies are showing higher growth in their net worth than the GDP growth rate of the US. They are practically carrying the US economy now.

The techno doomers were right. Nation states will no longer be the leading player in the future, as they are not efficient enough entities to guarantee continual growth. It will be mega corporations leading the global world order.

Conclusion:

The US is going to rule the world. Elon is going to rule the US. He has 12 kids. He will probably keep pumping them out until the day he dies.

The total cost of the ISS has been estimated to be 150 billion USD. Elon Musk is rich enough to build another ISS at the original price and still be one of the richest men in the world.

By the look of things he is also getting ready to start fighting other billionaires for their share of the pie.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/why-did-elon-musk-warn-bill-gates-will-he-be-able-to-annihilate-microsofts-founder-know-controversy-in-detail/articleshow/111495803.cms?from=mdr

https://www.livemint.com/companies/people/mark-zuckerberg-spotted-surfing-while-drinking-beer-elon-musk-says-he-prefers-to-11720184357017.html

We already know he has a rivalry with Jeff Bezos.

Do you guys think Elon will be able to beat down both Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg before he dies?

I am betting on yes. Elon Musk is going to take down at least one of two billionaires before he goes I am certain of it.

Economic corpo wars up ahead. Choo Choo.

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If there is a god, he buys Reddit and kills it.


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>Elol buys reddit

>The biggest soydditor seethemaxx in the history of soyddit not seen since before Drumpflermort was elected in 2016 begins

>Elol pledges curb the rampant :marseytrain:janny influence among subs

>Bardfinn remains on reddit because he does not has a life outside of it, so the Bardiverse continues existing

>the new.reddit AIDS interface is phased out and old.reddit becomes the standard leddit interface again

>/r/Drama gets unbanned

>Many /r/Drama-adjacent subreddits are also unbanned

>Non-MDEgenerate suspended accounts get unsuspended

>Pinging is brought back

>You can criticize :marseytrain2:s again without the groomercord :marseytrain2: cabal instantly banning you

>Elol releases the Reddit Files and details the insides of the leddit administration during the past two decades

>Bardfinn can no longer automatically ban people who mention his criminal history, so he becomes /r/Drama's favorite pet lolcow again

>Reddi:marseytrain2:s lament the fascist takeover of their beloved safe space and create their own Voat/Ruqqus/BlueSky equivalent, that fails in the first month falls due to #metoo and groomercord janny libertarian drama much like ChapoChat/HexBear

>MasterLawlz returns to posting daily Lawlzposts on /r/Drama, and his kino film gets adapted by A24 and is a huge box office success

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!dramatards !metashit

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Imagine if Elon Musk bought Reddit, Groomercord, Twitch, and 4chan. The seethe would be thermonuclear :marseybegging:

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We don't deserve it but god i want it

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:#tayadmire:

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:#marseybegging:

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Bardfinn would literally commit suicide if that happened

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 15 minutes and 03 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

newest bardfriend is ultimateredditor at 17:16 on 06-07-2024

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:marseyhope:

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Dreeeeams!


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this would be a lose scenario because wed like just be overrun with mdefugees (who are now mdesettlers) PERIODT

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 33 minutes and 13 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Average time between mentions: 0 days 01 hours 00 minutes and 14 seconds

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destroying redd it would also destroy 50% of all helpful google searches

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destroy google too

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:marseyfsjal:

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Google search is begging to be killed. It's absolutely worthless now

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:#marseysickos2:

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Just make controversial the default sort and downmarseys also count toward positive karma.

Then, make all mod activities "suggestions" that you can enable (off by default). To have this on by default mods can pay a monthly fee to rent a subreddit.

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This is actually a great idea lol


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I would sign up for r*pe(become c*tholic) if that happened.

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I really hope so. Imagine another night of the long knives like twitter had and they got rid of most of the DEI garbage hires. Not sure how this would work unless he were to monetize reddit then purge the unpaid jannies in favor of paid and more importantly vetted moderators.

Elon please read my suggestion and do it. The drama would be incredible.

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That would mean the reddit creator gets even more money

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why would he buy the inferior social media site when he already has twatter?

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That :marseyelonmusk: comment about zuck is such :marseycope:

He's still dilating because he knows Zuck God would have beat his butt if their erotic fight occurred.

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Comment was cope for sure.

But musk would murder zuck, you have no idea how tiny the man is.

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:#marseydicklet: :#marseycope:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17202834748794527.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17202834752633421.webp

:#marseybreadcrumbing: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyemojirofl:

!nonchuds Zuck God and Bezos would skin Musk alive.

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Richard Branson mogs 'em all. :marseybuff:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17202847398285713.webp

He was 67 then, he's 73 now, and he'd still beat these tech-nerd billionaires with one hand tied behind his back. :marseychadthundercock:

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:#horny:

Beat me daddy :marseynut:

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Size queens don't understand the stamina advantage and nimbleness a lithe manlet has over an obese donkey like Musk.

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Yeah that's why they have weight classes, because of the nimbleness :marseyeyeroll2:

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Zuck also has training lol. Zuck would absolutely dismantle musk.

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Lmao cope. Musk is obese. Weight classes are for athletes.

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Is this an internet joke I'm not aware of? Musk is a big guy, zuck is the size of a small child.

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Is it a joke that a fit guy of a smaller size who is trained in fighting could beat an obese guy who is taller?

Fighting isn't turn-based, r-slur. Duck a few of Musk's donkey punches and he'll be out of breath in 2 minutes then just beat his head until he can't see out of his swollen eyes.

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It's not a Guy of Smaller Size vs a fat dude, it's a guy the size of a child vs a tall fat dude. The fat dude will be out of breath in 2 minutes but the fight lasts 15 seconds.

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:#marseyagree:

Musk would be :marseysniff: in 90 seconds.

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Sorry to say it bro but that's just manlet cope. Zuck is fricking tiny, musk could be marlon brando fat and he'd still rip zuck's head off.

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You sure? I mean, don't get me wrong.'c Zuck's fit, but he's only 5'2.

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:#smugtranstwitter:

In mma yes

https://media.giphy.com/media/fO3GwZr8j5sI083Jql/giphy.webp

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yeah lol it's like sending a 12 year old on steroids to fight :marseynorf:


:#marsey:

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Zuck has been practicing mma, Musk has been practicing Twitter.

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I still think Elon will win by turning X into a real Facebook competitor.

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Musk could just flop his fat butt on that micro-jewish chad and squish him.

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:#smugtranstwitter: :#marseyxdoubt:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong witness me b word !slots103

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Only bc he is a fascist! :marseywitchtriggered:

!slots159

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Elon Musk will lead humanity this century?

!slots159

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lol, "lead humanity". You may as well have just said " herd cats".

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we will se about that

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He will oversee the implementation of projekkkt 2025

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He will start the mass-detransening by sacrificing his own :marseytrain2: on twitter...birthdates sky rocket as thousands of transmen allow raw dogging thems front hole and become fathers over and over in a desperate attempt to stop the trans genocide.

Soy sales plummet as those about to become "women" start growing testicals and start to use them instead of joining the so-hot-right-now fad.

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Now show the actual tangible value of his assets.

His wirth cones from his ability to hype up his companies into ridiculously inflated values.

Neither tesla nor SpaceX, never mind xwixxer nor his AI-slop are in any way worth their stock value. Its a giant bubble. Id short it but its been going on for so long that im not willing to bet how much longer it will last

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all money is made up hon

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"uhh actually his companies aren't worth anything because I SAID SO!!!! I SAID SO!!! IT DOESN'T WORTH ANY MONEYS!!!"

"REEEE WHADYMY YOU MEAN THAT HEY ARE WORTH THAT MUCH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE PAY FOR THEM AND THE VALUE THEY PROVIDE REEEE"


:#marsey:

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I fight :marseyevilgrin: for McDonald's. Throw :marseypuke: on your Ronald :marseymcdonald: face paint :marseybraveheart: my ninjas whoop :marseyaaatranslaser: whoop!

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I thought Reddit said that he was going to go broke from buying Twitter and ruining it or whatever.

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His wealth growth slowed down by 10% for a year or something.

His net worth is more than the total wealth of Jordan, making him the 71st richest country in the world.

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i feel like 马斯克嘅錢都與特斯拉綑綁一起緊,而特斯拉被高估了。 從紙靣上睇,佢非常富有,但所有呢啲科技公司嘅CEO都冇真正嘅價值嚟撐佢哋嘅數字。 当泡沫破滅時,佢將無能為力。

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What?

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literally, 我話粵語係為咗用更少嘅字符講更多嘅單詞。 我受到咗鳥類場地獎嘅影響。

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wrong

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मैं पात्रों पर जगह बचाने के लिए गैर-अंग्रेजी लिपियों का उपयोग करता हूं क्योंकि मैं पक्षी साइट पुरस्कारों के प्रभाव में हूं। बस इसका अनुवाद क

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What?

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He want $50 Googleplay :marseyappicon: girt card https://i.rdrama.net/images/17202824825738776.webp

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What?

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It's not even close. Putting Elon into a maze with Zuckerberg and Bezos is like putting two large dogs into a cage with an neurodivergent t-Rex


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Wait, he's #1? In the world? I thought he slipped down to #2 or #3 for a while?

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A few months maybe then rose back up like the phoenix he is.

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:#marseyjetbombing: :#marseymissile:

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So is elon rich or not, I thought his deal was that his net worth's mostly in non liquid assets so he doesn't actually have that much to spend at any given time

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You have a house you own worth 10 million dollars

Your salary is 2k per month.

Are you a millionaire or barely surviving?

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I mean in this case wouldn't it be smarter to just downsize.

I assume that in Elon's case owning all the companies he does is less about actually making money and more about just having influence and getting his peepee sucked

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:marseyyes:

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still less than the rothschilds smh hes still owned :marseycheckmate: by them tbh


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