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The funny ginger villain from the Incredibles puts this nicely…
…when you have a Multiverse, anything is limitless…and when anything is limitless…everything ends up feeling limited…
!comicshitters !kino
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Embrace the limited. Make a movie about Spiderman getting drunk one night. Make a movie about Spiderman opening a restaurant. Make a movie about Spiderman coaching baseball
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Just make a movie about the gigadivorced spiderman from the spiderverse movie with no multiverse shit attached. We already know he did some of those things, lmao.
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I legit want to see a movie based on this meme.
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And in the process every journo and fed dies horrifically, accidentally transforming the world into a flawless utopia
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Frick that sounds awesome
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Don't ARGUS and other government groups know he's Clark Kent in pretty much every modern cannon?
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But not in the Get Smart universe
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The multiverse worked for No Way Home, but Disney really needs to stop. The Miles Morales animatrd movies were already about the multiverse, Deadpool & Wolverine is about the multiverse, the Loki show is about the multiverse, and the Dr Strange movie that nobody liked is about the multiverse.
The next X-Men movie HAS to be about the multiverse now, but Spider-Man doesn't have to be. Making Willem Dafor the Green Goblin again is a double-eged sword, though, because the character doesn't exist in the Holland universe now.
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More like they either have to give the green goblin a different name or write their way out of Peter not recognizing his new friend Harry Osborn's military biotech millionaire father has the same name as that dude who came out of the other spiderman universe and murdered his aunt.
Disney's whole new Marvel series of movies and shows was formatted around the multiverse with kang, but now that he's gone, their last movies didn't do as well, and everyone has been talking shit about the multiverse for 5 years, maybe they'll just keep it in the background as dressing for Robert Downey Jr. coming back as Dr. Doom.
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I fricking hate multiverses man. All they do is take a compelling character and make them completely absurd and divorced from the original premise.
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Pretty sure that was Bob Odenkirk
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That sounds great until you realise there's no way they'll put her in a comicbook-accurate costume
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Why wouldn't they?
That's her appeal. She knows it and she knows we know it.
You could be right tho, some HR-brained costume designer might make her wear a loose t-shirt as a costume
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When was the last time Marvelslop actually let a hot actress look hot? I guarantee they'll put her in a costume that cover the breasts and flattens them as much as possible.
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Scarlett Johansson was fricking coom bait and her last movie wasn't even 5 years ago.
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LMAO so several years and even then it was the movie where they got rid of the cleavage and butt shots but gave you a whole scene of David Harbour squeezing his fat body into a latex suit like a fricking sausage.
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3 years lmao. Didn't watch it so I can't say how many up skirt shots were fricking in it. She looks good enough in the fricking poster. How many marvel movies have you watched since Endgame, b-word?
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How do you know all these details then
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Chud reviewers + I just assume the worst at this point and I'm usually right.
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eh, close enough I guess.
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It's probably been a while, I'll defer to your knowledge on the subject.
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Oh, I think they're going for it. Looking forward to the Halloween after this is released
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I don't want her in it if she has to talk.
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Its funny how she was already in Madame Webb
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I hate to give Disney credit, but it sounded like they had the right idea originally planning on keeping it grounded. But Sony is r-slurred and desperate and are probably fighting hard to make a new Morbius or Madam Web. Those meetings around this shit are probably some quality coked up drama.
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Disney's spiderman always felt really dumb, honestly. It's like they just put him in to be a vehicle for other characters to show up rather than a character that can stand on his own anymore.
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One thing that's really annoying is that they made Spider-Man Iron Man's pupil. Spider-Man is not Iron Man Jr. and never will be. The character was way more popular and iconic than Iron Man and will continue to be way more popular and iconic forever. Disney even made Mysterio an Iron Man villain, for some reason.
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I actually almost liked him best. I felt like he embodied a lot of the good things that Raimi and whatever Garfield spidermen individually fell short on. But yeah, peak of this was homecoming and thrusting him as the world saving avenger teamed up with everybody important on day 1 didn't really do Disney spiderman favors.
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garfield director was named Web so i never forgot his name
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Morbius is my comfort character i want to see more of him
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Is that Midnight Suns?
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I don't know, but if midnight suns looks like that, I can see a reason it bombed.
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There's a fricking teaser, b-word?
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The tweet teased the movie, therefore it is a teaser. It's just a coincidence that word often refers to a teaser trailer.
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The amount of pre-c*m i would leak onto your fricking hot goondoll body if i could join you.....day 4 of gooning to your BimboBalloons 🥵🥵🥵💦💦
And so i see your beautifull Bimboudders bound there 😳 holy frick im going maaad hhhnnngggg tiittssss
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!FriendsofSpiderman I know a few of you guys are after more than just friendship with
@Spiderman but he's currently courting a lucky lady. You need to wait to goon until he's single again.
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It is pretty fricking gay tbh but i dont watch capeshit
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They should honestly just work out a deal so Marvel can keep doing their spider-man movies, and Sony can bring back Tobey as an older Spider-man and introduce his daughter from the cult classic Spider-girl comics that way Sony has something too tie into their shitty spin-off's. Bring raimi back too!
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