We're so close too immortality dramabros
https://old.reddit.com/r/longevity/comments/12r7yc0/young_plasma_rejuvenates_blood_dna_methylation/
Plus this one from /r/soyence
https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/10v480m/arthritis_drug_mimics_young_blood_transfusions_to/
The paper in question
https://academic.oup.com/biomedgerontology/article/79/5/glae071/7618060#google_vignette
From the article: From Silicon Valley to Mad Max, the idea of powerful older people harvesting blood from the young pops up throughout pop culture, but it's not purely fiction
Oh my science is just like mad maxerino! 
!ifrickinglovescience !chemistry it's still an interesting paper so you guys should give it a read 
Dramatards whose blood will you take? Can someone ping the vampires?
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Someone please explain to me why this is actually bullshit. There's no way something can ever happen.
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Here's the fricking explanation, babe:
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It's real and you will never be able to afford it. Cope, poorcel
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