https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html
He sounded so compelling. shame
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Crypto-Jew steals kanye's millionaire to nothing speedrun crown. SBF arrested in the bahamas
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This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
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No amount of money can remind a person to use conditioner
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Conditioner makes my scalp break out
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Dont put it on your scalp r-slur its for your hair.
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Also makes your butt hair
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pics to that HR guy
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How about you stop using cheap poo and start to groom yourself propelly. Once i went no poo. My hair got amazing.
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Tbh, I use expensive shampoo, and never condition. I, however, am not the Weasel
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I WANT TO PIN THE WEASEL
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I never got to swat the Caroline-toy with a broom while she squealed and gibbered why live
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Good for them tbqh
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Bruh
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Member "Made off"
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At this point I almost believe they are just fricking with us..
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
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This is crypto fraud, not banking fraud. They are completely different.
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If he was running a bank, everything he did would have been legal. Man should've listened to his name.
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I've got dibs on the weasel
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Are there any funny rationalist/EA meltdowns associated with this? They've been coping pretty hard and really want to believe SBF's claims of being incompetent rather than malicious
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He complacently admitted fraud in a recent interview. That's what triggered this probably. He is likely/hopefully fricked
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In theory they could find a way to decouple SBF’s sins from the broader EA movement but I suspect instead we are going to get a pretty epic meltdown
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A douche is as a douche does
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He had a chance to escape but he’d rather get attention and do 2983919191 Q&A’s, then ended up admitting to fraud.
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This is probably what got him, he forgot the number one rule:
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He's going to get away with it.
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considering the bad practices, I don't know. "arrested in the Bahamas" sounds like rich people are out for blood and he's not really rich any more, is he?
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He still has rich and well connected parents. At worst I'd expect a slap on the wrist, maybe some time in the Martha Stewart penitentiary.
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Hopefully he does an interview from prison
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Fair, it could be a measure of the parents' connectivity. Still, being arrested for (as I understand it, not very informed) "losing money from gamblers on gambles and you weren't lying about the high risk aspect, you just had bad accounting" sends a message about those gamblers and we'll see the power balance
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hope so for the drama
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what kind of dumbass steals a billion dollars and goes to a country that will extradite you?
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The same kind who gave like 40 interviews to whoever asked before he was absolutely going to get indicted at soem point. Insane to not just stfu if you were going to stay.
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It’s kind of like Enron, where they told any outsider questioning their ludicrous success that they were just too dumb to understand what was going on, and people bought it for years.
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Bankman-Fried should have really gone to Iran
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wait does this mean he won't be testifying? That would be a bummer, get the dude to lie in front of congress first you amateurs
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On the other hand, maybe he choses to represent himself in court...
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/r/JusticeForSBF
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lol. Not taking out all cash and changing name in Asia.
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With all that money he stole, why didn't he just buy a goddarn boat and some gold? It can't be that hard to disappear from the Bahamas.
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it's not that he stole, he thought he could gamble and win. then he lost
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lmao look at this bum!
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Tribesmen can’t stop taking Ls
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Yeah, it's so over for the Jewbros.
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Wankman Bankman taken in by the police
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"Lil' Zé"
Look at how burgers massacred my boi!
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There is zero chance hes gonna get serious time. Theyll scare him to plead out but theyre not going to risk it explaining financial fraud to a jury.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
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