https://www.newsweek.com/pit-bulls-dog-attack-missouri-school-injuries-1768778
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nanny dog gets a glitch and mauls 21 children.
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Hello, welcome to 'I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet gangstas again'
This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.
PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.
PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure
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Pibble haters are white supremacists chud
He deleted both comments because people were down voting him lol
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We must secure the existence of people and a future for juicy, delicious children
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So dumb but I lol'd
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Dr. Dog is a good band
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fellow dr dog enjoyer, good man
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there a frick ton of rural cacs with pitties not just us negros like idfgi what he mean🧐🧐
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Tbh though a lot of urban dwelling white womxn love them now. Idk why but they have to make sure everyone knows that they're misunderstood or whatever
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I wonder how much it enrages him that banpitbulls is still up and thriving. I’m sure it kills him he can’t sic his army of
s on it like other subs lol.
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Look at his adorable little dog balls
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Dramneurodivergents not being a huge cute twink challenge (literally impossible!)
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Working as designed
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Perfect for making more copies of itself to maul more toddlers. It's the circle of life, chud.
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I wish I was jacked as the average murderbull
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Have you lifted today?
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I think we need to A Modest Proposal diet to pitbullmaxx
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Like letting kids loose in a candy store
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What would happen if you let kids loose in a candy store and then let pitties loose after those kids in that store?
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Gays
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Diabetic pitties
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Eugenics
The unharmed kids need to be immediately trialed at sport clubs and given scholarships in good schools. You could even televise it and give poors some hope their kids have a good future
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Hunger Games in a literal sense.
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I guess it depends on how many pits there are compared to kids. Seems like it takes at the very least 10 kids to win against 1 nanny.
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Why were the kids let loose to bother those sweet doggies
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its getting to the point where releasing pibbles
is becoming comparable to 
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Once guns are banned the next school shooting with be some middle school kid stealing 20 pitbulls from the pound and setting them loose in the school
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sounds like a great B novie
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There was a 1970s TV movie about a guy trapped in a department store after closing trying to outmaneuver a pack of vicious guard dogs, and that was pretty good.
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Name?
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Die hard
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Luv u 2 bby
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It's probably streaming on Tubi as we speak
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Lol this reminded me of the time some meth head in the small town I grew up in went to some drug house and shoved his pitbull through an open window in an attempt to get it to maul them so he could steal their drugs while they were distracted.
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Smartest tweaker alive.
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Not as smart as the Florida tweaker that threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive through window.
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Common sense pit control
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Who let the dogs out?
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Another school chewing, and yet still no common sense dog control
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Hey Jason, bring up the stats on Pitbull deaths vs school shooting deaths in the past decade.
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Somehow this thing that never happens happened again…
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CITATION?
SOURCE ITS A SHITBULL?
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My question is, are they going to tell the kids that the dogs are dead now? Would that help or hurt their recovery from the trauma?
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They'll have to contextualize the maulings first and explain the intergenerational trauma and socioeconomic factors that led to the heckin good boys choosing to nanny them and their peers into the hospital.
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They will only feel peace when all pitbulls are eradicated.
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Once they killed the dogs they should've hung them both from a tree and gave the traumatized kids bats to beat the corpses like pinatas. I unironically think that would've worked.
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Higher count than some school shootings.
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Most considering they lump canadian health home kits as school shootings too
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sounds like those kids are having a.... ruff childhood
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Reddit joke
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guilty as charged
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Ban them all
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At first I thought you were talking about banning the doggies until I realized you wanted to ban kids
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Hmm they look so tasty!
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They're even more precise than Russian ballistic missiles! While still kill comparable amount of children
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RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
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Poor marsey
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Only 6 required medical attention, stop being such overreacting kitties. Kids could do with building some character.
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Fun fact: Chris Hansen mostly caught pitbulls trying to lure children, but he never aired that footage on To Catch A Predator
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Frick you're pitbull
Trans lives matter
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Sorry, I don't condone zoophilia.
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Reminder that Springfield Missouri (Willard is a small city bordering Springfield) tried banning pitbulls and it caused such an outcry among white trash, BIPOCs, hard-working Americans, and suburban white women alike there was an insane pushback and the attempts were stopped. The ASPCA and multiple pitbull lobbies were going apeshit campaigning against the ban. The local news even has an extremely pro-pitbull b-word that's always promoting them.
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are people gonna start screeching for pit bulls to be outlawed now? OR DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT DEAD CHILDREN!?
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Moar pibbels to cull the unruly childfolk, a lazy demographic that neither works nor contributes to society (basically communists).
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Is this a new high score?
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But chihuahuas
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Take all those nanny dogs and send them to ukrain
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Russia tried this. It backfired because the dogs would often destroy their own equipment in the heat of battle and were hard to control.
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Yeah I'll never own a fricking pit. My neighbor has an inbred terrier that came from a shitbull litter and that thing lives out of pure spite. If it ever attacks anyone I'm poisoning it.
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American innovation means that even our dogs can crarry out a school massacre
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Snapshots:
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