The stock went up quite a bit since I wrote them so I stand to lose a lot of money.
I'm pretty bummed out about it. But I think whatever nameless algorithmic trader that will exercise the options is probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. So the total happiness in the world increased.
So whatever.
Anyway sorry for the shitpost, I'm waiting for Jamaal to get finished with my girlfriend in the bedroom.
I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016
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This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
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The existence of Robinhood and similar platforms to get clueless day traders into trouble has been a real boon for my career.
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Don't ever lump me in with those RH strags ever again please
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share it bb
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Share what?
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you know shit about trading?
gime stock advice. i want smth that just pays out dividends. what do. Ford motors?
I have like 10k cash in ira and need to just put it smwhere
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but why
this is basically like saying
anyways I don't do stock picking, and I recommend people just get broad-market index funds or ETFs. yeah they're boring, but they're reliable. you're not gonna beat the people with billions in capital, the best analysts, and the most advanced hardware.
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I already have money in index funds.
I already said the money was in an IRA. You're bad at your job. Also I would just re-invest the dividends into the stock. That's the whole point.
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if it's an IRA then why do you care if your returns come as cap gains vs dividends?
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I'm just gonna put it in
Ford.DISNEYThis conversation was not helpful, I will be filing a review with your supervisor.
Disney is at a low because of Ron Desantis gayops. This seems like a good decision.
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