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I wrote some covered calls that will be exercised today

The stock went up quite a bit since I wrote them so I stand to lose a lot of money.

I'm pretty bummed out about it. But I think whatever nameless algorithmic trader that will exercise the options is probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. So the total happiness in the world increased.

So whatever.

Anyway sorry for the shitpost, I'm waiting for Jamaal to get finished with my girlfriend in the bedroom.

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@tempest babe ur Q3 bonus is gonna be good

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:#marseyparty:

The existence of Robinhood and similar platforms to get clueless day traders into trouble has been a real boon for my career.

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share it bb :#marseymommymilkers:

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Share what?

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ur bonus :marseyjewoftheorient:

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you know shit about trading?

gime stock advice. i want smth that just pays out dividends. what do. Ford motors?

I have like 10k cash in ira and need to just put it smwhere

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>i want smth that just pays out dividends

but why

this is basically like saying

>yes i want more immediately realized gains for the IRS to tax yummy yummy tax me more daddy

anyways I don't do stock picking, and I recommend people just get broad-market index funds or ETFs. yeah they're boring, but they're reliable. you're not gonna beat the people with billions in capital, the best analysts, and the most advanced hardware.

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I already have money in index funds.

>yes i want more immediately realized gains for the IRS to tax yummy yummy tax me more daddy

I already said the money was in an IRA. You're bad at your job. Also I would just re-invest the dividends into the stock. That's the whole point.

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if it's an IRA then why do you care if your returns come as cap gains vs dividends?

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I'm just gonna put it in Ford. DISNEY

This conversation was not helpful, I will be filing a review with your supervisor.

Disney is at a low because of Ron Desantis gayops. This seems like a good decision.

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Don't ever lump me in with those RH strags ever again please

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