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Boogie, Fayetteville, AK

Notice that he doesn't mention his age :marseyxd:

(He's 50)

I hate the way Boogie sways around topics so much. Listening to this fricker is exhausting, it's like dealing with an aggressive evasive salesman except product is himself as a poor putupon fat frick who just can't help it.

Keep in mind I know very little about Boogie so if something's off I'm only catching the really glaring issues. The conversation bounces around a little so these notes are segmented by topic rather than chronological order.

Personal Life:

  • Lived in Fayetteville for 25 years

  • Claims he needs to stay in Northwest Arkansas because that's where "his medical professionals" are located timestamp

  • Claims "really intense" therapy, shrooms, and "the mentorship of a shaman" in March turned things around for him timestamp

    • brings up "muh ptsd," claims that "was [his] biggest issue" timestamp

    • "this last year I've made tremendous strikes" followed by DSP tier old me new me spiel

    • "You think you're different?"

      • "Yeah"

        • "Ok"

Career:

  • Youtuber since 2006

  • Youtube

    • Ad Revenue timestamp

      • Big spike in this since documentary came out

      • 44k in the last year (3.7k a month average)

        • Thinks Youtube numbers will settle at 3k a month
    • Lifetime ad revenue, Caleb gets a look at Boogies studio app timestamp

      • "I had like two really good years"

      • He's made 1.3 million off Youtube ad revenue alone

        • 15 years of earning $$$
  • Immediately shills the unlistenable lawlcow podcast :marseyeyeroll:

    • DSP wins again

    • Thinks it will bring in 2k a month

  • Patreon

    • $122 a month

    • Claims he never promoted it or pushed it

  • "I did... ask these people [his fans] for help a year ago and the Internet publically shamed me" timestamp

    • "You've asked people for help a lot" :marseyxd:

    • "Wasn't there the 'Oops, I just bought a hundred thousand dollar Tesla, please give me money'" :marseyxd:

      • "that was just a bit"

        • He says he only put down the $25 but realized how dumb it was while figuring out how he would pay the downpayment :marseysurejan:
      • Followed by a rant about how bad Teslas are, sideways attempt to ingratiate himself with Caleb

  • Facebook

    • $76

    • "This is Meta PC"

      • A sponsor he gets 5% of sales

      • 300 on a really good month.

  • Twitch timestamp

    • $328

    • "I don't stream as often as I would like"

      • "Why"

        • [Babble about anxiety, "most of the bad things I ever said I said on Twitch"]

        • "I have this very Andy Kaufmanesque charater" [babble about shock humor]

    • "If you watch one of my livestreams I mention donations, subs, and stuff like that maybe once in a 2 hour stream because I never, against the character I play, against the reputation I have, I don't like crowdsourcing I-" timestamp

      • "But you refuse to get a job! And you need money to survive, so-"

        • "It's less of refusing and more of I don't know if I could" :marseysurejan:
    • "I was talking to a very successful streamer a few weeks ago about you and he thinks you can make like 20k a month on Kick" timestamp

      • "for whatever reason I'm held to a standard that I don't know I'm good enough for"

        • "Well you also react to everything! You feed them. You feed them." :marseyxd:
  • Merch

    • $17.99

    • "People aren't really buying your merch"

  • Cameo timestamp

    • $100

Financials:

  • Claims he was never a real millionaire?

    • Says 780k crypto at one point and woke up to it being 350k timestamp

      • (aside) I remember Mutahar pressing him on ReviewTechUSA's livestream about this. It's somewhere near this timestamp

        • Old Story:

          • If I understood right claims he currently he was currently at 9k, down from 30k in Jan 2023

          • He claims he invested 250k into crypto

          • He claims it was shitcoins "Uni" and a coin hes "forgotten" the name of

            • "It lost 60% of value overnight so I sold what I had"
      • "I orginally invested in Ethereum"

        • About 200k

        • 200k -> 80k becuase Eth falls

        • was making "10-15k a month" at this point

        • "eventually that crypto went up past my investment point"

          • "If I held onto my Ethereum right now, if I had never needed to dip into it and I had not gambled on stupid alt coins, uh, I would probably have $1.5 million in Ethereum right now"
        • "The initial investment happened in 2019"

          • "The initial investment was in 2018 and then the first market crash"

          • Gets grilled about how just stock investing would have doubled his investment timestamp :marseyxd:

            • Everybody he knows told him to invest in crypto :marseysurejan:

            • "Nobody was telling me it was too late in the game"

            • Pulls up his blast doors, starts talking about not coming from money, being the son of a coal miner etc, etc and how nobody ever taught him how to handle money

  • "What are you worth currently timestamp

    • Dodges question and answers that he plans to eventually get 300k by selling the house then "live off the dividends" :marseysurejan:

      • "Zillow tells me 480"timestamp

        • Claims a house across the street sold recently for 500k

        • Thinks it needs 20'000 of work to sell

  • Mortgage

    • $2100 a month

    • "I will bend over backward to make sure that mortgage gets paid, if I have to sell everything I own, and I have, I- I- We've made some concessions that I'm not entirely comfortable with sharing um because the people involved are private people but I did move a roommate in, he's been helping here and there, I had a roommate the last 25 years, he's finally been able to kick in a bit as well" timestamp

      • He mentions this moment later on timestamp

        • Claims he was just having a nervous breakdown and hides the full quote by only mentioning only "nazis" and leaving out the "male feminists," "at least they are doing what they believe in" bit I wonder which he went with :marseyxd:
      • Mentions later on that his roommates are doing help around the house, mow lawn, attic stuff, things boogie "can't physically do"

      • "Do my roommates pay rent" timestamp

        • "They're private people, I don't want to get to much into their lives"
    • House purchase at $275k, refinanced during divorce. 4.3% interest at the moment

      • 5 years into a 15 year fixed rate
    • If he moves out of house he thinks apartment is $900, duplex would be $1200

    • Doesn't think he's going to be able to afford the mortage long-term

  • Thinks he needs about $7'000 a month to maintain his current lifestyle

    • Mortgage

    • $800 health insurance

      • "Best he can afford"
    • "Utilities, bills, and -" cuts himself off here and doesn't go into details

      • Later mentioned that Verizon bill is $222 monthly

      • Admits that the phone wasn't free with a traded-in iPhone 7 like he bragged and he still has to pay it off "$400 spread out over 24 months" timestamp

  • 1-2k debt left on his car

  • Relationship Segment timestamp

    • "So, she's going to live longer than you"

      • "Sure"

        • "You guys are going to get married, maybe"

          • "Sure, probably"

            • "What do we do when you're no longer here and you've left nothing to a widow"
    • [Unnecessary backstory and dumping the gf's mental issues to deflect]

      • Caleb interrupts his bullshit with "What does this have to do with you leaving her anything?" timestamp

        • The way boogie talks about his gf is kind of creeping me out, like she's not really her own person? Like she doesn't have agency? I'm not sure what it is.
  • Car Loan: Says 1-2k left, actually 6'472 timestamp

    • $238 a month

    • 5 year loan :marseyxd:

    • Claims he paid half upfront and the initial loan was 10'000

  • Dog Loan: Says 1k left, actually 3448$ timestamp

    • "I spent way too much for the dog" "Dumbest financial decision"

    • "Purebred miniature poodle"

      • generally costs about $3000-$3500

      • boogie paid $5000 and had about 180k at the time

        • He took out a personal loan for this to "build credit"
    • "Worst invesment of my life because I don't even like the dog that much"

    • "He's a good dog I really like him" :marseythinkorino:

    • Dog Loan is 23.49% interest

      • timestamp

      • boogie is in disbelief

      • $20 a month minimum payment, he

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Dog loan has to be dumbest shit I've ever seen. Poors manage to mangle themselves financially even with a million dollars given to them.

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White people moment

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Interesting how giving a poor a lot of money actually makes them poorer

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Dog loan, Bed loan. Wtf is going on in the USA.

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:#marseychonker2:

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And he bought it to stop his hooker "girlfriend" from firing him as a client, but it failed. Hundreds of thousands flushed down the drain for s*x workers and he was so repulsive the money wasn't worth it.

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!ranchers I have some timestamps, split into two parts because of the character limit

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That you copy and pasted verbatim from the Kiwiggers :marseysmughips:

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:marseycry: I wish, then I wouldn't have had to listen to boogie

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Continued 2/2

  • Bed Loan: $2500 initial

    • Adjustable bed for his "back and leg issues"

    • His doctor "insisted"

    • $500 downpayment, bought in July

    • $112 monthly payment

    • 6% interest

    • Was 0% for 6 months but didn't pay it off?

  • Credit Card: $986

    • Utilities card "for the business"

    • Has held balances "over the last couple months" but "plans to pay it off this month"

      • Later clarifies that "pay it off" means paying the minimum payment on it timestamp

      • Says he will pay off the entire balance this time on the 20th

    • Late payment fees for October and December, boogie gets screeched at timestamp :marseyxd:

      • "October was a very lean month"
    • Chik-fil-a purchase on the card timestamp

      • "I can't cook for 3 people for cheaper than 12 dollars"

        • Caleb pulls out basic grocery knowledge for an emergency deboonk
      • "We eat out 2-3 days a week, it adds up"

        • "2-3 days a week?! But you can't afford to pay the card!"

          • "Well I- yeah, that's true"
      • Self deprecating deflection timestamp

    • Unkown interest rate

    • "Secured credit card with 1000 in a CD"

  • Credit Score: 673

  • Preferred Club (Checking): timestamp

    • Current checking balance, less than a thousand

    • Admits that he hits up Starbucks ever couple days for "pink" drinks

    • At least one Papa John's visit in there too

  • Streamyard timetstamp

    • Pays for this
  • Walmart purchases

    • Claims these are mostly meds

    • Most expensive is Testosterone at $200 a month

  • Crytpo "Investment" 7732$ timestamp

    • All in Ethereum now

    • "It can't go to zero" :marseysurejan:

      • mentions he's spreading out the loss across multiple years for tax reasons
  • Magic the Gathering Cards: timestamp

    • He thinks it is at the absolute minimum worth $50'000

    • Has been selling it periodically to make up differences between income and expenses

  • General Expenses timestamp

    • Earlier claimed a 300$ a month food budget which "inludes groceries most of the time" emphasis mine

      • "...some of the inexpensive meals we make, we make tacos, we make shrimp pasta if I'm really feeling splurgy we'll make burgers, at home"
    • Lots of eating out

    • tangent about what a great value Arby's is :marseyxd:

    • Claims he just canceled Netflix and Hulu, keeping Disney+ "watches literally every day" and Amazon Prime

    • Tons and tons of eating out barely halfway through the month

      • "It's all food" - Boogie
    • Scrolling through trying to count eating out, about 3 visits a day? timestamp

      • Boogie copes about how it's just when they're hitting not that he eats out that much :marseysurejan:

      • Adds up to $900 a month

    • mentions that he pays his editor minimum wage :marseylandlord:

    • Knee replacement surgery imminent when he returns home timestamp

  • Taxes

    • "Are you setting 30% aside for taxes"

      • "I can't"
    • Paying in lump sums at the beginning of the years because he can't afford quarterly?

    • Thinks he will have to go on a payment plan?

    • Owes about $2200 on last year's taxes, has "been waiting for them to knock on the door to get it solved"

    • Shot across the bow at DSP timestamp

Some Dedicated Debooonking/Deflooocting segments:

  • Prostitution spending timestamp

    • "Those numbers are rounded up, those numbers are rounded up and adjusted" :marseyrofl:
  • Reasoning why he "invested" into crypto timestamp

    • muh headspace

    • muh planned suicide, pathetic story about why he didn't do it

      • Not nearly as cool as the "I couldn't find my suicide bullet" story the other guy had
    • muh depression

  • Why he eats out while eating late payment fees on his credit card timestamp

    • He chose to go to chik-fil-a instead of the breakfast included in the hotel stay :marseyxd:
  • Food addiction deflection timestamp

    • Boogie claims that he's 400

Budget Section:

  • Estimated Minimum Budget timestamp

    • He's 1355 short of continuing to live, totals $5856 in needs each month

    • Thinks that he will reach the "affording to live" level as the podcast continues

Planning Section: timestamp

  • Broad strokes:

    • Sell $16'000 worth cards to pay off IRS, dog, car, credit card, and bed
  • Caleb suggests him to get a job or literally anything timestamp

    • Brought up a second time timestamp

      • "I think a lot of people don't really understand what I'm willing to do to survive"

      • Lots of excuses in here if you want to hear them, tl;dr it sounds like he's never done any research into it and is talking about "professionals" or something

  • Boogie's current plans, followed up by Caleb talking about what he's read online timestamp

    • Boogie claims he is done with the pity party shit :marseysurejan:

    • Side shots at DSP with his phrasing but I might be reading too much into it.

  • Where do you see yourself for the next 15 years? timestamp

    • pathetic story about his past, pathetic story about his present, to lead up to him dodging the question with saying he has no idea
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Lmao dspgaming probably has at least $1000 in his bank account and over $200000 in his WWE wrestling minigame app

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23.49 interest on a dog loan

:marseysunglassesoff:

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Thinks he needs about $7'000 a month to maintain his current lifestyle

Lol. He's fricked.

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He's beyond fricked, he was underestimating his food intake by at least $600, his dog loan was actually 20% instead of whatever he thought it was meaning he's actually r-slurred instead of just pretending, and Lord knows he doesn't have the self-control to moderate his spending.

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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Wait he only earned in total 1.3mill off youtube? After a decade and a half that's insane

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The grim thing is that there isn't a single bullet point that doesn't contain a lie or half truth in it.

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