slopposting on my timeline :marseywaffle: :marseyblimble:

https://twitter.com/nikolaiker/status/1744073038348632481

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1744124250926010522

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDRK0u9W4AEv1t1?format=jpg&name=small

was scrolling (tragically) and got like 2 in a row and I've never done an effortpost so :marseyshrug:


its one thing when these communist palestine supporters speak on behalf of bipocs that hate them

its another when they speak on behalf of me :marseyindignant: :marseypoor: :marseyrage!:

you can buy fruit and vegetble at the store and its not expensid

I have tons of free dry beans rice and I cook them they last for years you just rinse the moths out :marseyeyeroll:

its always suburban middle class larpers justifying these ppls behavior solely becaues they're melinated

(they'r def not poor look at those countertops :marseykween:)

these goons are literal white saviors



but who's gonna save me? :marseytears:


So here's a dive into this random poster:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005569194992.webp she(?) accuses her detractors of being the real larper

and heres the countertop :marseyinvestigate!:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005569834244.webp

no particleboard in sight :marseyeyeroll2: and gasp they're making they own food

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005571078525.webp

no idea what an "afro-native latinx" is but she's puerto rican ig? idk why I'm diving this deep. I guess I want to know what fuels a person to be so constantly inflammatory

the drama generation is certainly admirable but this person mentioned having just unprivated their account from the last controversy they stirred up so I wonder what toll this takes on a person.

If they're not animeposting they're ranting and arguing about endless idPol: race, s*x, lgbt, palestine, colonizers, who can say 'gringo' etc. must be exhausting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005572180424.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005572661128.webp

:marseyitsallsotiresome:

I kinda want a glass cutting board now...

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>wake up in the morning

>Flintstones multivitamin ~10c, negligible calories

>cup of instant coffee, no milk, no sugar ~10c, negligible calories

>5lbs raw bananas (buy in bulk): ~$3, ~2000 calories

>sorted for the rest of the day. Total cost: $3.20 Monthly cost: $96

You also save money on not having to buy an oven. I suggest getting the banana marathon out of the way in one go instead of trying to pace it out across the day.

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:#donkeykongbanana2: :#monke:

OO OO AA AA

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:#marseynotes:

Fascinating. Would you say there are any downsides to this all-banana diet?

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Elevated potassium levels maybe which can encourage :marseyfingergoodjob: heart :marseymask: arrhythmias.

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Your shit will become stone

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There was some vegan YouTuber (Freelee the Banana Girl) ago who used to push a banana heavy diet and it stopped her period lol

Also lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047118430776408.webp

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:gigachadqueen#:

Also I'll never forget that fatpeoplehate was one of the only subreddits that had more women than men users

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/170472756072249.webp

:marseywould:

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I kneel :#mariogoatse: for my dramapilled queen :#seasoningpolicequeen:

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Fricking based

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lmao rdrama is the most racist moderated forum in the world.

Poor black family struggle with balancing nutrition and price.

First comment: lmao nogg eat banana :marseybrasileiro:

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Theyre only struggling because they put no effort in lol.

It isnt even only poor black people. My mom fed me shit like this and was feeding my siblings like this and they are not poor.

One of the biggest fights I had with her was when I proved she was spending more to feed them slop when she could feed them better food for less.

This shit was so beat into her head because she grew up very poor she just accepted it as gospel truth and rabidly resisted any evidence against it.

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Did you have a weight problem growing up?

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again, look at the countertop :marseyfacepalm: theyn't poor

its a simple test

if ur counter is made out of rocks ur not struggling :marseyindignant:

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The countertop looks like Caesarstone or some other synthetic.

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You know nothing about construction material, please shut up about countertops

This is like saying cubic zirconia jewelry means a person is rich

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nope the counter in my trailer is particleboard anything else is bougie :marseyindignant: and ur not poor

if the area by the sink is not swollen from spilled water your larping sweaty

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There are only so many comments you can make suggesting healthy and cheap options like oatmeal, eggs, and yoghurt before you realize that no one is listening and you devolve to BIPOCposting

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:#soysnooseethetalking:

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Make a sextape to one up him.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704736531414326.webp

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She isn't struggling, she's fat and lazy.

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Buying slop is more expensive than buying real food. It's even worse when you consider the nutrition to $ value.

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black people live in food deserts, often hard to come by "real food"

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>muh study

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:marseyteehee:

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You can get 2000 Calories of gummi :marseycandy: worms for $4 and youll still be hungry :marseyvorezombiewolf:

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This is basically my bulking diet tbh. 1 protein shake with 67 grams of protein and a multivitamin for breakfast. The rest of the day I have five 12 oz dr peppers, and roughly 2000 calories in candy. Works like a charm

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96 dollas on breakfast alone???? Obummers america yall

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for 5lbs of bananas every day

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Thats a normal banana budget here :marseybrasileiro:

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>budget

>not picking them outside at your own banana plantation

NGMI

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Well I don't pick them myself dear

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I consume my bananas rectally.

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:donkeykongbass: :donkeykongbanana:

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>no monkey chow

ngmi

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I just eat monkey biscuits instead because my zoo can afford it

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um A neighbor would rather eat corn dogs for breffis than literally all that bull

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On the internet, no one knows youre Donkey Kong.

Based and retvrn to monke pilled tho :monke:

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>bananas

Unless youre working out or engaging in physical labor, you dont need those carbs

1/3rd cup of trail mix is better

Actually better to skip any calories in the morning

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