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Caleb :marseycalebhammer: is being gangstalked :marseyglow: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseybardfinn3:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CalebHammer/comments/1ae0u6w/creepy_stalkers_online

								

								

I saw Caleb at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen individually wrapped Tacquitos in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Tacquitos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each one and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking to finance the purchase at 0% over 12 months.

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I'm guessing this is related to that Zeke kid from this episode:

Apparently after it Caleb somehow ended up trying to set him up with some gay porn connection, and made the brilliant decision of doing so with a voice message where he also admits to liking some bussy:

Zeke started schizoposting and spamming his reddit with dox after this and some other z list creators started trying to "take him down". Tried to follow it but it was mostly just weird and gay

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>guy with gay voice likes bussy

:mar#seyspit:

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Isn't his show just a platform for social media obsessed zoomers to promote their shit? Every episode comes off as fake.

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It also makes fun of r-slurs with poor financial planning. Luckily the demographic overlap is a circle.

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It's turned into that lately, very disappointing direction the show's taken.

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When gangs talk. I listen.

https://media.giphy.com/media/HeY3Gv2cx2l3dlv86e/giphy.webp

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He lives in Texas just start open carrying like a real southern man.

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Very good, juicy screenshot proof in the post btw

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