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#293427
has meltdown 
because upstairs 
neighbor has kids.
/u/PopularLoner001 buy a house cute twink
!homeowners, come laugh at the poors.
I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016
Hello, welcome to 'I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet gangstas again'
This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.
PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.
PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure
of capitalism. We do not make fun of poverty to be mean spirited such as that.
Read the room, if it's punching down too hard or really digging into someone whos a sympathetic character it doesn't belong here. (basically READ THE ROOM)
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Subscribe to this hole, it's important that we get our numbers up. Love numbers = peak poor
Bonus points for making your post title some variation of peak poor. (Pinnacle of Poverty, Prowess of the Penniless)
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Kids have lived in apartments for centuries and it's only the last decade or so since millennials have had kids that we've had to deal with kids poor driving each other into the floorboards of a shitty top floor condo. This is 100% about current day parents being unwilling to consider that kids of any age can be responsible for anything at all
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It's also due to new wood construction high rises that dont sound dampen a frickin thing
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How high are these highrises🤔
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They're not really high at all. 5 stories maybe
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I know. If they would design better with sound transmission in mind, rather than more units no one would notice.
Like a Costco parking lot stall size vs strip mall
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Youre full of shit. Kids have always been rabid hellspawn bent on killing each other in the loudest way possible. The only difference is they're inside more on nice days.
Bullshit back in my day kids were part of a crime wave predicted to destroy western civilization.
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Racist.
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ZOMG HECKIN CROTCH GOBLINS
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Oh sorry I'll use reddit terms from now on so you can understand.
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Tbh I'd prefer if the kids were out committing crimes and blowing their fingers off with bottle rockets. You can't grow up to be normal if your childhood was spent playing fortnite. Go do wholesome activities like putting roadkill in neighbors mailboxes and building a ropeswing at the river that will result in an tragic drowning death at some point.
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You're an r-slur if you have no memory of your parents asking you not be a spastic. Keep yourself safe today
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I didn't live in a shitty condo but we were certainly body slamming each other and yelling. Kids being loud and terrible is not new you're just an r-slur.
No they just told us to go outside, but that doesn't undo the body slams onto your poor butt's ceiling
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Yeah, kids were generally pretty well behaved until exactly 2016. One of the worst effects of Drumpf's presidency has been that fascism promotes poor children misbehaving. Without Drumpf having been elected we would be in the good old days where seedy downtown apartments were at least quiet.
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Gentle parenting means yelling at your kids once is equivalent to beating the shit out of them
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Part of it is also if the kids can't go outside to play (either parents are too scared to let them out alone, there aren't spaces for them to play, or the spaces are occupied by homeless, junkies and crazies). Kids should not be indoors all the time, and that's why if they're running around during the daytime, they're driving this guy crazy.
So he does have a point, but on the other hand, if the parents are moving in to an apartment they can't stipulate "it MUST be on the ground floor", they have to take what's available. Maybe they didn't have kids when they first moved in.
Also, shitty cheap construction means no insulation so you can hear everything going on next door like it's in the next room. Skimping on building materials means reducing costs,but it also means you end up with paper-thin walls and ceilings so you can hear your neighbour (and they can hear you) walking across the floor.
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And that shitty-insulated houses are cheaper neatly correlates with poors not raising their kids so theyre particularly loud and ill-behaved. So not only do you hear any child, you tend to have children that are above-average loud.
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Racist
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This has always been an issue with living in an apartment lmao it's just millennials are the whiniest bunch of whiners that ever existed
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While true, OP's def a Zoomer, he's 21.
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