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>Hi y'all, I'm an underemployed Amerifat with a bunch of real or imagined medical issues, no money, and also Orange Man. I've never traveled or lived anywhere else but I've decided that the US is the problem and uprooting my entire life will solve everything wrong with me. What is a white First World country I can easily get citizenship to in order to take advantage of their already massively overburdened social safety net? I'm willing to download Duolingo if it helps my chances.

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The OP lives in a SoCal suburb too LOL

They live in the bluest blue strongholds in the country and even that isn't safe enough for them.

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