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Portland man jailed after 86-year-old man stabbed in Fred Meyer parking lot : Portland

					
					
					
	

				
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Hasan loves the homeless.

					
					

I'd say we need /h/cute twink back but it died for a reason.

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In 17 years, Oregon sees 91% spike in homelessness, report says : Portland

					
					
					
	

				
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>front wheel drive car

>connected to tow truck with front wheels in the air

>try to drive away anyway :marseyretard3:

>when that doesn't work assault the tow truck driver who is visibly carrying

Who wants to bet he financed the car at 25% APR over 8 years

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Apparently posting about your salary as a cop makes Redditors big mad

					
					

>He mentioned how he started as a teacher and made no money

:marseyxd:

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The huge homeless camp behind HEB William Cannon is being cleaned today : Austin

					
					
					
	

				
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Citys are full of roving gangs of homeless cannibals

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseycalebhammer: Genuinely r-slurred woman on financial audit again :marseywomanmoment2:

This woman is 30 years old :marseywall:


:marseycalebhammer: "Do you watch the show?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "Yes. Well, like, I watch the tiktoks."

I'm not sure when clips of this show got big on TikTok but I think it correlates with the r-sluration of the guests they've had on. Caleb recently had to ban unemployed people because a number of dumbasses came on trying to get budgets when they didn't even have an income


:marseycalebhammer: "Did you pay taxes?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "I don't know"


:marseywomanmoment2: "I don't know how to like, call a CPA, TurboTax is like, an app"


:marseycalebhammer: "How long do you think it will take to pay off your 13,000 credit card debt if you only make the minimum payment every month?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "Uhhhhh 5 years"

:marseycalebhammer: "57 years. You won't live that long"

:marseywomanmoment2: "So I guess I don't have to worry about it"


It's revealed that she comes from a place of privilege. Caleb says she hasn't experienced hardship, she claims getting through high school and college was very challenging for her. :marseyretard3:

One of her "statements" that gets audited is a list of IOUs to her mom

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973711QPa6e8hmt7codg.webp

The total debt owed is the first thing that makes her actually break down


:marseycalebhammer: What happens if your parents die?

:marseywomanmoment2: Why are you always talking about like death


:marseywomanmoment2: "Becoming homeless probably wouldn't be that bad'


Degree: Elementary School Education

Not at all surprising, but fortunately she isn't teaching. She attempted a nursing degree but "didn't like it" (:marseydunce:) so changed to elementary school education because it was easy.

Further reinforces my deeply held belief that foids in education are some of the dumbest people on the planet. If she makes it to teaching babies how to add and subtract it will be a great accomplishment for her.

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Muh housing crysis

					
					

Bill Gates has given away over seventy BILLION dollars through his charitable foundation. Yet there's a significant chunk of people who believes he's an evil mastermind who created COVID to force everyone to get microchips injected which he can control via 4G

Yeah, rightoids are to blame for the hourly "eat the rich" circlejerk, sure.

BTW kill "journos" not in minecraft :soysnoo: Rowling being charitable is HALF TRUE

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SPD just confirmed that the Metro stabbing suspect, Robert Sitzlack, has been arrested. : Seattle

					
					
					
	

				
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456 people experiencing homelessness died in Multnomah County in 2023, up 45% from 2022 : Portland

					
					
					
	

				
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Peakpoor :marseywagie: redditor has had it up to HERE :marseymanlet: with the noise :marseyhearnoevil: at his apartment complex. How many dog whistles :marseyokaymilk: can you hear in his wall :marseywords: of text?

					
					

He posted an update here:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/comments/1hi83hs/update_stfu_always_guy_is_this_everyday_apartment/

He's also a McWagie!

https://old.reddit.com/r/McDonaldsEmployees/comments/1h8rl8x/what_is_this_usa/

https://old.reddit.com/r/McDonaldsEmployees/comments/1gzq3mr/who_is_she_usa/

Homie is in his 40's and types like a 23 year old foid...

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No bait is too obvious

					
					
					
	

				
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How old were you when you first realized something was wrong with your parent? : raisedbynarcissists

					
					
					
	

				
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R/salary big mad when they see a cop making money
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YouTube algorithm is recommending this guy for some reason. HIs other videos are Linux focused with like 2k views but he did make this video which I remember from a few years ago that has 7 million views. How to make a CPU

Current Balance Sheet (all Canadian dollars so shave off like 30%):

Assets:

Bank Account- $650

Business Bank Account - $120

Canadian Retirement Accounts- $1,900

American Bank account - $2050

Liabilities:

Credit Card 1 $1,580

Credit Card 2 $830

Business CC $3,100

Dental work $3,300

Makes $900 a month from YouTube. Rent is $1,100 a month.

Starts off whining about how landchad is trying to evict him from his rent controlled apartment. He does this for about 10 minutes. Also mentions he can't get a roommate because the landchad won't let him.

His story:

  • Tried to become a daytrader at 19, and wanted to focus on algo trading. 4 years of his life aren't explained before applying to university at the age of 23 or so.

  • Applied to university, had to take "pre-university" courses. They still rejected him, he accepts this and doesn't fight it at all (recurring theme), and they eventually let him in after his father called them

  • Graduated with a Software Engineering degree in 2014 and stayed in Canada (:marseydisagree: ) while his friends move to the US

  • Rejects an offer from Amazon which he doesn't mention in the video. He mocks the offer of $6,200 a month in this other video for some reason

  • Tries to do a bunch of contract work as a consultant instead of getting a 9-5

  • Dealt with r-slurred/shady small businesses constantly

  • Networked with other loser entrepreneurs that ended up resulting in nothing

  • Got a job as a part time professor, said it was too much work compared to the pay and quit

  • Did another contract with another shady company for a few months (not getting paid) before it imploded. Fights with them in court for 3 years for some reason.

  • Sprinkled in some dumb kickstarter shit, now focusing on YouTube

55:00 shows his revenue from 2015-2024. Highest year is $36k (remember Canadian $)

Complains about no girlfriend and has another little graph

1hr8m Finally at the end and reflects what he could have done differently. Pretends to act like getting a job would have been a good choice, but quickly talks about how most of the money at tech companies are from stock and the salary isn't much (:marseyconfused:.) Dismisses the trades since they don't make enough money as well.

Only glimmer of hope for him is that he did say this

I've been quite professional and obedient for pretty much my entire life and that didn't get me anywhere, so I'm going to stop doing that

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CBO chairpersons :marseyawardretard: of r/FluentInFinanance :marseyshitforbrains: discuss the Government's :marseybiden: smallest expenditures: Medicare :marseybreastcancer: and Social Security :marseyboomer:

					
					

!neolibs, maybe the Department of Defense should stop stealing money from social security!

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  • eva_isaKONG : lmao i make that much money in 30 hours from the same chair I jerk off in trans lives matter not

					
					
					
	

				
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Portland will close RV Safe Park homeless village less than 2 years after opening : Portland

					
					
					
	

				
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https://media.tenor.com/wB_7w7j4bygAAAAx/not-a-lie-truth.webp

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Got sent to the ER the day before DFV posted on X again. Received the news today that I have Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma (cancer) at 27. Face and neck pretty swollen. No insurance. xxxx hodler, mainly DRSed. 🟣 Praying the requel is real. If we can pull a Jan 2021 before February 2025, I might not have to go bankrupt. GME is all the hope I have. GME, to the frickin moon πŸš€

How do you not have insurance?

GME is all the hope I have.

:#marseygigaretard:

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Fat :marseychonkerfoidpuke: leech wants to ditch student loans :bidenshocked: and flee to the paradise that is :marseybongcop: Bongland :marseybong:

					
					

Bongs, meet your new tax burden!

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