This goes out to someone in the real world who annoyed me

You will never be a real landlord. You have no credit rating, you have no savings, you have no building maintenance experience. You are a jealous man twisted by lies, laziness, and madness into a crude mockery of The Prosperity Gospel's Capitalistic perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your delusional ambitions behind closed doors.

Tenants are utterly repulsed by you. Years of experience have allowed renters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wanna bes who are "smart" look clueless and confused to a true landlord. Your reliance on others to do all the hard work is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a tenant to come home and look at the apartment with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of the mess you made of the bathroom.

You will never be wealthy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the poverty creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a slightly used headstone , and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poor loser whose parents rightfully didn't love him was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and nothing will remain of your legacy.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

The economy is doing great tho, crazy yahoo and their chud propaganda

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/biden-us-economy-worlds-best-trump-claims-cesspool-data-is-clear.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/CashApp/comments/1bn2y50/cash_app_borrow_feature_how_do_i_get_well_above/

Not the most dramatic, but I like how they've all blown out their credit so now they're playing the small game.

More Peakpoors of Cashapp:

Is this a scam? I know it is of course.

Did cashapp steal my money or they just playin?

Sidechick struggles

Why are people here so demeaning to the r-slurs that post here?

They are always looking for a way to take advantage of others, and are constantly stealing and sabotaging each other, contributing to their general misery. In poor countries the media tries to glorify the culture and good-will of the lower classes, but those lower classes don't get to stand 100m from them without their bodyguards dog-piling them.

Even among the poors, the first thing someone that gets any modicum of wealth does is moving to a closed-off condominium and acquiring a bullet-proof suv so they don't ever have to interact with those people again. And that is the smart thing to do, because otherwise their former friends would try everything to sabotage them behind their back, unable to cope with someone other than them going up in life.

The only way to solve their rotten nature would be a chink-like reeducation camp where favela-dwellers learn to behave more like jews and less like gipsies.

Might have made some mistakes I lost track of things in some parts

• 0 minutes - 11 minutes, no timestamps, it's wall to wall content.

  • Stealing 40'000 a year from mother while also leeching a salary separate from this from mother's business, mother "forgets"

  • Mother has caught on before but has not done anything because she "forgets," then starts again

  • Bought a new outfit just for coming on this show, spent $100 at a restaurant for lunch

  • Took a 'loan' from her mother for an 2100 wedding ring she told her mom was 3000, mother has "forgotten" about this "loan"

  • Brother is also stealing from the family business something about Steam giftcards

Collections on some bills

• In collections on some bills

Car Loan (2016 Suburu Crosstrek) (15477 remaining) timestamp

• "Does not really care to make more than one payment on car a month"

  • Mom cosigned on the car

  • If not "I would still make the payments but they would be late"

  • Some bullshit about paycheck timing, spending the whole paycheck before receiving it on going out to eat, "going out to do things"

• $386 minimum payment

• 13.47% interest rate

• "How's the condition of your car?" timestamp

  • "Bumper's coming off" this r-slur rammed into a pole at a gas station last year "kinda bumped into it a little hard," blames ex for saying they were not going to run into it

  • AC has some kind of leak

  • "Husband says my brake pads might be shot"

• Split finances with husband, starting to combine, married a month

  • "He's a little bit better with spending than I am"

  • Husband does not have any debt

  • Husband encourages her theft? timestamp

    • Some weird details in here

• Thinks it's worth 10'000 timestamp

  • Original loan was for 19'000, 72 months, "my parents left midway through the paperwork and I didn't understand what I was signing" "I thought a 13% interest rate was good because like my credit card"

• R-SLUR does not know that the S&P 500 is timestamp

• Capital One Quicksilver ($400?) timestamp

  • Sob story about why opened, "wanted to spend money" is what it comes down to

  • 660 credit when this was opened

  • Maxed it out "really quick"

  • Just keeps making minimum payments, "kept going through hardships"

  • fights with mother, wouldn't steal money when these happened for fear of upsetting mother timestamp

  • "My mom actually paid it off" timestamp

    • "She paid it off to make my credit score higher"

  • Built the balance all the way back up timestamp

    • Blew lots of money on Temu, Caleb has refused sponsorships from them, "they are a terrible company"

  • "I had actually lost a bunch of weight, my clothes were all too big on me"

    • "I had no money so I used my credit card"

    • Bariatric surgery, stomach sleeve? "tried to diet but couldn't keep doing it"

    • Mother paid for the surgery, 16'000, ended up gaining all of the weight back because couldn't stop eating McDonald's

    • Mother then paid for her to get on weight-loss shots

    • Mother just paid again for "tummy tuck and liposuction"

      • Why Lipo? "My mom told me I probably wouldn't be able to get rid of it" Mother knows this r-slur has no self-control

      • Had to get woken up mid-surgery?

  • Didn't tell mother the balance is back up

• Claims to be doing better but spent $500 going out to eat timestamp

  • "Sometimes I go out to more expensive places"

• Misc bullshit alone is more than monthly income

• Student Loans timestamp

  • Switched degree a million times, "always in the field of psychology"

  • Got GED at 16, graduated early because bullied "really bad"

  • "Ball State University" - online

    • Fell behind, left at 18

  • "Chicago School of Professional Psychology"

    • Applied Behavior Analysis

    • Ended up falling behind, left this one too, weird aside mentioning "can't remember why"

  • Colorado Christian University

    • Grandmother passed while here, ended up leaving "couldn't mentally do it"

  • American Public University (not certain on the name for this one)

  • Southern New Hampshire University

    • "Already a third of the way through my degree"

    • Bachelor's in Psychology

  • Total timestamp

    • 7 or 8 thousand

  • Claims to be getting bullied in college by girl on snapchat timestamp

• Collections 1 - timestamp

  • The Colorado school

• Collections 2 - timestamp

  • $608

  • Treating cashapp as a collections

  • Can't make a bank account? US Bank held her account? What?

• Azca Donations tiemstamp

  • something for a mobile bingo game?

• This WHORE is paypigging to Pokemon Go timestamp

• Constant in-app purchases timestamp

  • Reads like DSP's bank statements

  • subscriptions for board games to get rid of adds too holy shit, this is beyond parody

• Trying to rehome dog because can't take care of her timestamp

  • "I don't have the time to"

  • Dog has super severe separation anxiety? Behavior issues? Dog is on doggy meds, "can't exist without other dogs"

• Doordashed something from 7'11, has no idea what it was

• Spends so much on food, it's unreal

• "Plays" counterstrike 2, buys tons of skins, tries to sell for steam profit to get games? "Usually makes a profit"

  • Claims most made was $75 profit on one

  • Lost money more than made?

• Final Fantasy in-app purchases

• minecraft in-app purchases on servers? What the frick? plays "prison servers" ???????????????

  • claims 5'000 over the course of two years

• $150 getting lashes done

• "steam levels" $100 timestamp

  • Wanted to make level higher than husbands??? What the frick????

Retirement

• 2'300 in retirement timestamp

  • this story is fricking insane. "I got into a fight with my dad, then it turned into a fight with my mom and I threw a taco at her and I hit her golf cart, umm, her brand new golf cart with my car umm and dented it a little so she fired me, she didn't talk to me for a while"

  • Pulled out her 401k, 6 or 7 thousand - claims spent this on rent and needful things only (lol sure)

• Plans to be a leech off husband in the future instead of mother? timestamp

Pie Chart time timestamp

• Spent three times more than made

• 48% is bullshit

• 1.5% is groceries

Calling the mother timestamp

• Mother just doesn't care. "It's chump change to me." "Something I'm very used to"

Do you know how much money that she's taken from you over the last 5 years?

I don't, I would be very interested to figure that out.

It's about 200'000 as far as we know

Oh my god, for real?

"I don't really know how I help her, I'm willing to cut her off"

"If I give my money to somebody I just assume it's gone"

"We're having a watch party"

Be sure to tip your landlord at least 75% rentpiggy!