I'm starting college this week and I already hate everyone

I'm in a very good college so I expected some spergs but holy shit it's so much worse than I thought. Every conversation is so awkward, it like it's the first time these guys are being let outside their parents' basement. My roommate is a sperg with OCD. There's like 4 dudes for 1 girl. The worst part is seeing other departments having fun and being normal. I think I'm gonna start sneaking into their parties because otherwise I'll kill myself before the end of the semester.