Pojom wants me to buy her a bed.
I buy her a bed.
Say "clean your room or I'm not building the bed in there. I'm not going to clean your room and build the bed too, if I can spend my free time building the bed you can spend 10 minutes cleaning.
A week passes and she does not do it. I say if you don't clean it today I'm taking your bed for myself.
She says "I don't believe you."
Currently I am in the bed I have taken from her and she is shocked by this.
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This bit is getting old, you're leaning into foid handling too much.
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Dont even have a sheet for it as I wasnt expecting to use it.
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So do you have two beds now? Will you alternate between them? Do you have space for a third and fourth beds in your room? Have you considered putting a couple of beds in the kitchen in case you suddenly have to take a nap?
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We have one bed and one couch for him to sleep on. He did put the mattress in his room last night but he couldn't figure out how to assemble the bedframe. I assembled it in my room, as pictured, which he could not figure out how to do. If he wants it back in his room he will need to either dissasemble the bedframe or find a way to fit it through the door.
For the record, my bedroom was clean but he specifically wanted the closet organized and I don't let anyone tread on me.
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Bwaahahahahaa. I've made jokes before about Pizzaface not being able to use basic cowtools.
@pizzashill just cut your balls off already.
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I literally built the bedframe, shes just lying lol.
Like anyone that knows pojom will know she cant build anything lmao.
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I hate you both so much
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Your userpic makes this so very funny.
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It doesn't matter so I'm not going to bother disputing this.
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Her pic has the headboard, yours doesn't 🤔🤔🤔
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I took a picture laying in the bed lmao
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In your pic the bed almost touches the wall on the leg side, on her pic it's flush to the wall on the head side. Is that a room for ants?
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Uhhh, you don't have any covers or blankets at all?
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That better be a double bed sized bed
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/r/trashy stuff right here
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Looks like a bed for manlets. Go buy a larger bed
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Idk its a queen
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Dude i bought Queen size when I was 13. Big queen is like okay but i recommend a king size.
Problem with a queen size it becomes too small with a friend
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I dont want a king sized bed lol. Takes up too much room.
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That is why it's called a bedroom. What else do you need there?
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I like space.
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Then get a murphy bed in kingsize
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Pizza rn
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That looks like a mattress sitting on the floor. What assembly was required?
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Well its prerty high off the floor so you're wrong.
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The top of the mattress looks about 8 inches above the floor (i.e. 4 inches below the outlets), and quick googling seems to suggest 8 inches is at the very bottom of mattress thickness.
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Weird I spent a while building a wood bedframe.
And it's actually above the outlets.
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Okay but why did you post a picture of the mattress lying on the floor?
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I didnt, that's the thing. You're just wrong.
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Clean your room? As in you two live in separate rooms? You guys are just roomates and not actually dating huh
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I've seen this type of relationship before. It's not even love at that point just doing it to save money
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Fr wtf?
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Poh has IBS
Factcheck: Yes.
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Just imagining Pizza tucked up in his new white metal frame bed with frilly pillows and unicorn sheets.
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darn pojom why aren't you cleaning your room you dirty b-word?
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You guys have separate beds?
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I prefer not to sleep in a trash pit.
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Do you two even like each other?
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No
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Poj is essentially a tulpa that speaks through a delusional wagie
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I really want it to be real.
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Where do you have s*x?
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Pizza doesn't have s*x since it might accidentally give a woman pleasure.
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I don't think he has to worry about that…
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By every description you've given, and pictures you've shared, the whole house looks like a trash pit. Do better.
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Are you bragging about sleeping alone in the cuckshed?
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Say she can sleep in your lap and then you can cuddle and then you can frick her and then you'll have children and hopefully be too busy for this site
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Simp
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!r-slurs how special do you think Pizza was in kindergarten
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One day they can take over the family footlocker
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Neither of you initially had beds? That's some serious poor-cel nonsense.
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Her mother was paying their rent, of course they're poor.
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Consequences are for poor and ugly people tho
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Literally pizza.
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I sometimes forget how out of touch I am. People really buy furniture they have to build themselves.
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Its fun
Idk about a bed, probably easier but more time consuming, but I assembled a cabinet table for my mother recently and the instructions were pretty poor so it was fun having to figure out where everything goes by yourself, like a grown up jigsaw puzzle.
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The only furniture I buy is couches because upholstery is tricky. Build it and it'll last, or buy it and need to replace in a few decades.
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I got some really nice looking bookshelf's from ikea. I dated a girl that had a pretty nice bed frame from there
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Incel behavior
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Just give her a towel and a blanket y are you turning this into a big deal
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When are you gonna put a ring on it?
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You don't sleep with your girlfriend?
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It's hard for addicts to achieve even minor personal goals, comrade. You should take her to rehab.
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What were you each sleeping on in your respective rooms before this bed came in?
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By bed do you mean mattress? What one did you get? Also you sleep in different beds?
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Murder suicide when? (Please livestream)
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Okay this is definitely an elaborate character someone has been very committed to... right?
!slots300
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