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My sister gave me 8 hours heads up she is staying at my house for a week

I love her and don't mind her staying at my house, but can I get more than an 8 hour heads up? I'm not going to be home until until about 7pm tomorrow so I have no idea what she's going to do. I had the lockbox removed after the contractor finished the work weeks ago so she can't get into the house. Weather is also absolute garbage so I have no what she is planning but hopefully it's getting a hotel and not breaking one of my windows.

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I'm too buzzed. Time for bed. I wildly misread the title of the post. :marseydrunk:

Thought it said "my sister gave me 8 hours of head for staying at my house for a week"

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Sounds like you need to go to bed. This is a gossip site, not a porn site

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:marseycoomer3:

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!coomers prove this medical office manager wrong

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folgers holiday moment

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butt grass or gas, ionmatter who

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I use it for porn

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Me two

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If Garry's gonna be writing fiction he may as well make it more tantalizing :marseynut:

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It's not super dramatic, just annoying being given no heads up and I don't know why she's visiting.

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Look at this guy bragging that his sibling isn't a tweaker or a junkie that he avoids giving his address to.

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have s*x with her

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1 I'm not incestual and 2 s*x with foids is gross

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gay

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Have you not seen my flair? I don't frick gussy

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Gay (derogatory)

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You could just call me a cute twink instead of this Reddit tier bullshit.

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The dramatard is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a straggot, poweruser, janny, manlet, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

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You're reading it two levels of irony too shallow.

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Step 1) lie to her that you're a doctor Step 2) tell her she probably has covid and shouldn't visit you and to quarantine instead

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Step 1 isn't possible given everybody outside of a couple people in my family are doctors. Step 2 would result in her taking one of my cars up to our vacation home in Santa Fe which I don't want to happen.

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Keep yourself safe you blogposting cute twink

Leo Frank was innocent

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A lot of great advice on rdrama

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There's usually way into house without breaking or key if you think about it.

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I thought about having her go into the casita because that garage has one of those passcode things that opens it until I realized I never bothered to remember the passcode. Might be able to have the contractor reach out to whoever installed it and hear back before she arrives. If not, there's also a 50/50 chance I forgot to lock it last time I went in and it at least gives her somewhere to stay.

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:#marseygingerbread2:

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Send a black currier with the key to her

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How will you survive if you can't bring multiple anonymous s*x partners home any time of the day and night?

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Because I'd be home to let them in and also get to kick them out whenever I feel like it

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With a sibling in the house? :marseyimpossibru:

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Yeah. If I want to get peepeeed I'm getting peepee. Heck, there's a reason I had a guest room built on the other side of the house.

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>My sister gave me 8 hours head

:marseycoomer2: Now keep yourself safe incestous bastard!

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