I'm not poor but phones do not interest me in the slightest, so while all the stupid people participate in some sort of mobile phones arm race, I just keep what I've got until it breaks.
Well, it happened last week and all the dorks at work were all "OMG you have to wait until the Pixel 8 Pro is announced!* or "Dude right the iPhone Bully XL Max 69 is only £1200".
Me being clever just ordered the cheapest mid-range Sony I could find because rdrama.net is actually far more lightweight than a lot of people realise so I don't need heaps of pointless power that uses the battery up in a morning.
Anyway, you guys, it has now been 48 hours since I last charged my phone and guess what percent my battery is on?
59%!
Incredible.
Lesson for everyone: buy mid-range phones. They're better.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE BIRTH CONTROL THAT MAKES ME A RAGING B-WORD, MAYBE IT'S YOUR LYING HORNY BUTT CONSTANTLY TRYING TO JUMP MY SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRICKING NIGHT. "BUT I CAN'T SLEEP UNLESS I FRICK YOU!" EVEN IF I BELIEVED THAT FRICKING BULLSHIT, I DON'T GIVE A FRICK. I'LL KNOCK OVER A VET'S OFFICE AND SLIP HORSE TRANQUILIZERS INTO YOUR FRICKING ICED TEA IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE AND GET SOME FRICKING SHRED OF SLEEP AT NIGHT. LIKE BEING UP EVERY 3 HOURS WHILE THIS KID GRUNTS AND STRAINS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SQUIRT LIQUID SHIT OUT OF HIS BUTT ISN'T EXHAUSTING ENOUGH, YOU EXPECT ME TO PLAY "SEXY SLEEP FAIRY" WITH YOU. GO FIND A FRICKING WHORE, I HOPE YOU GET GONORRHEA AND YOUR PEEPEE FALLS OFF YOU FRICKING SELFISH PRICK.
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