I'm not poor but phones do not interest me in the slightest, so while all the stupid people participate in some sort of mobile phones arm race, I just keep what I've got until it breaks.
Well, it happened last week and all the dorks at work were all "OMG you have to wait until the Pixel 8 Pro is announced!* or "Dude right the iPhone Bully XL Max 69 is only £1200".
Me being clever just ordered the cheapest mid-range Sony I could find because rdrama.net is actually far more lightweight than a lot of people realise so I don't need heaps of pointless power that uses the battery up in a morning.
Anyway, you guys, it has now been 48 hours since I last charged my phone and guess what percent my battery is on?
59%!
Incredible.
Lesson for everyone: buy mid-range phones. They're better.
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I am also not that into tech and I had an iPhone X for ages and ages. But I didn't like people thinking I was poor so I upgraded.
Edit: that's a lie, the battery was dying within 15 min on an Uber trip
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I have an 8, but only replaced my 5 because I was running out of space. I will probs get the 15 to increase space.
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how could they even tell tho
I swear normies have zero tech knowledge but somehow memorize the exact camera layout and dimensions of every single iPhone released in the last 8 years so they can tell at a glance whether or not you're a good consoomer
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hotukdeals.com is basically this. People bragging about having all of the latest phones while probably not having enough money to eat hot food.
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Is that why poors all talk on speaker and hold their phones like a slice of pizza?
MARSE!!
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I get the anti-social urge to slap the phone out of their hands when I see people doing this especially when they're on speakerphone.
Like do you not think your fricking phone was engineered to be held like a god darn phone?
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One of these days, I'm going to snap
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tbh I've never heard anyone once do that here. It must be a new worlder thing
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Is this a real thing? I don't get it, most people aren't rich.
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the only people who feel the need to show others how rich they are are poors themselves
-sun tzu
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Yeah pretty much
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I don't have a large Sun Tzu collection, just the greatest hits, plus I got it for $1 from the meme book bin
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This is so true. The real rich have mid-range Sony's and drive 6 year old Volvos.
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Embarrassing!
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I have an iPhone something for work and I don't like the ios experience, but I love how little it is.
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