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404notfound they/them  9mo ago (reddit.com) 1,005 thread views #205501

[Bimothy-19] holy frick what difference does the exact bug he has make

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/16muchh/my_bf_has_covid_guess_who_had_to_cue_him_to_test

It has mutated and it's not that big of a deal anymore. ??? It's not like HIV, it's a self-limiting illness.

Btw I was covid negative this morning (just tested bc I had some I had ordered last year and was curious) but I did test positive for Bimothy-19.

Are you sick with something now/within last two weeks?

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frozen how do you live your life knowing you share a gender with twox posters?

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That's why she posts from incel and short guy subs - to make herself feel better about her own gender

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Lmfao

If he sick what difference does testing positive make? Don't leave the house for 48hrs and you're fine :marseyshrug:

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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But his dirty dishes are COVERED in Convoy-19!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/pFZ9tnIr2WqVTzRID4/giphy.webp

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But she could be infected without symptoms. And then spread it to the poor children she works with!

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These reddit covid neighbors are pretty much a cult at this point holy shit

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I still don't really get it. She lives with him anyways. If he knew he was positive 1 hour earlier, what difference would it make? Was she gonna stay in a fricking hotel or something?

This is just the (extremely common) case of her wanting to have an excuse to righteously hate her bf. Like darn girl just leave lmao you obv don't like the guy.

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Yeah for sure. If he has it you have been exposed for a while. Its part of having a partner. Guy is feeling like shit and all this hystercial foid does is yell at him about did he think of her.

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Even at the infectious first wave, my brother was trying to get infected by his wife for the free vacation. Didn't take.

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My foids gets angry because I don't lock the door.

It's important to remember to keep a women's expectations as low as possible with the stupidest shit imaginable lest she becomes a twox poster.

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Yeah I'm a sick frick

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😎

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Not sure if I'm sick with a bug or just allergies, but I make sure to sneeze extra loud at work around the people still wearing masks.

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I kneel

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Also...his dirty germ-covered dishes were stacked all over the kitchen instead of the empty dishwasher. He knows this drives me nuts in general, and when you're sick cleaning up after yourself is super important to prevent spreading germs. Covid or not.

I know when I feel like shit, the thing I love the most is doing chores like washing dishes. My second favorite is when my bf nags me to clean up.

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Then I had to go to 3 different stores to find a test for myself. I needed to know my status as well. I'm negative for now.

I guess the Covid experts think you get instantly sick from Covid now.

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I'm sorry. I share custody with my coparent of our 8 year old. He had our son this weekend; I was out of town so we agreed he would drop him at my house Sunday afternoon with my mom (grandma, who is recovering well from lung cancer surgery and lives with me.) He wasn't feeling well, came in, dropped off our son, hung out with the dog for about an hour, then went home and took a test and notified us that he'd just exposed everyone to Covid.

>leaves, potentially exposing myself to Covid

>have a 8 year old who is constantly exposing himself to Covid

>ex-husband just wants to see his kid and pet his dog

>ex comes down with Covid, likely from the kid

It's all his fault

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>and then lounged around the house all day, spreading his germs everywhere.

As opposed to what, lying in bed and not touching anything? Dude stayed home instead of "spreading his germs" at work lol

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Eternal foid turns her moid being :marseyill: into an opportunity to complain about the dishes

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Did you know that it's possible to tell if someone has Covid just by looking at their hands?

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I don't get sick :marseychadneuro:

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Can't get Covid if you don't test

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Why are twox posters so desperate to be miserable :marseylaugh:

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Or it could just be the flu, lol.

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Jesus christ I would have smacked that hysterical b-word and pushed her out the front door.

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Any one sick has a shit immune system. I put my tongue down a sick girls throat and never got anything. Took her like two weeks to recover.

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I did test positive for Bimothy-19.

I'm sorry for your late onset chromosomal disorder

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Frozen :marseyunresponsive: is literally :marseyme: a hypochondriac :marseynotes:

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Branch Covidians strike again

I havent been sick in 8 years :gigachad2:

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I'm sick of not taking you to Rajshahi Indian Restaurant for some Shahi Naan and Butt Chicken :marseyhearts:

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Im feeling great :marseydance:

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So it wasn't cancer

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Kill moids. Behead moids. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a moids food. Launch moids into the sun. Stir fry moids in a wok. Toss moids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a moids gas tank. Judo throw moids into a wood chipper. Twist moids heads off. Report moids to the IRS. Karate chop moids in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap moids in quicksand. Crush moids in the trash compactor. Liquefy moids in a vat of acid. Eat moids. Dissect moids. Exterminate moids in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate moids in the oven. Lobotomize moids. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown moids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize moids with a ray gun. Kick old moids down the stairs. Feed moids to alligators. Slice moids with a katana.

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