My parents were invited to a birthday party this week for some lesbian parents kids birthday. When my mom and him were talking it went like this…
Apparently this conversation went on long enough that it was easier not to bring my dad than to explain to him. He understands gay men, but gay women are strange to him. It's like taking 2 cups and stacking them the wrong way…
Anyways we're grilling some burgers this weekend… I love boomers and brown boomers so much it's unreal 
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If its two lesbians from reddit, it's easier to understand. The husband is the one with the bigger peepee.
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Sounds like Who's on First, but homosexual
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Show him lesbian porn and he'll warm up
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My grandfather hated porn and said it was a weapon Jews used against white people to make them soft, I think my dad somewhat believes that but not as much as him
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The Mormon church commissioned a dude to write a book called The Naked Communist and he wrote a list of things that Commies are doing to lower American birth rates so they can win WW3, and that's Feminism, Homosexuality, and I think Porn.
And I guess the meme extends that Commies are Jews, but that's not a Mormon thing.
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Dunno my grandfather didn't trust anyone according to my dad. He really didn't like Americans, women, and Jews.
Though when he visited us he marveled at how fat all American children are according to my dad.
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If you walk around a modern high school, you'll notice there isn't "the fat kid." They're all huge.
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Wait, you can have TWO gussies in a scene? Did someone say awooooooooga?
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Chad method of getting yourself out of dealing with a lesbian couple and a kid's birthday party.
I'll have too add this one too the playbook.
Trans lives matter more than lesbo couple kids' birthday parties.
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Your country
is named after lesbians tho
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At-home grillin is more fun anyway.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I mean I never got why lesbians go after women who just look like dudes
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Pops just wanted to know who wore the pants so he knew who to share a beer with
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The way you wield your power and more,
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