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My dad got uninvited from a birthday party this week because he didn't understand lesbians

My parents were invited to a birthday party this week for some lesbian parents kids birthday. When my mom and him were talking it went like this…

>“who is Casey's husband?”

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>”She doesn't have a husband, she has a wife”

:marseytrad:

>”Why would she do that?”

:marseyflagiran:

>”Because she's gay…”

:marseytrad:

>”Yeah, but whose the husband and whose the wife”

:marseyflagiran:

Apparently this conversation went on long enough that it was easier not to bring my dad than to explain to him. He understands gay men, but gay women are strange to him. It's like taking 2 cups and stacking them the wrong way…

Anyways we're grilling some burgers this weekend… I love boomers and brown boomers so much it's unreal :marseygrilling2::boomer:

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Show him lesbian porn and he'll warm up

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My grandfather hated porn and said it was a weapon Jews used against white people to make them soft, I think my dad somewhat believes that but not as much as him

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The Mormon church commissioned a dude to write a book called The Naked Communist and he wrote a list of things that Commies are doing to lower American birth rates so they can win WW3, and that's Feminism, Homosexuality, and I think Porn.

And I guess the meme extends that Commies are Jews, but that's not a Mormon thing.

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Dunno my grandfather didn't trust anyone according to my dad. He really didn't like Americans, women, and Jews.

Though when he visited us he marveled at how fat all American children are according to my dad.

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If you walk around a modern high school, you'll notice there isn't "the fat kid." They're all huge.

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Wait, you can have TWO gussies in a scene? Did someone say awooooooooga? :marseybooba:

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