The cat so fast he's a streak 
There was some hot guy sitting next to me in the cafeteria
Blonde pony tail and fit and i saw his chest through his tank top
but then he noticed i was staring so i quickly looked down at my phone and high tailed out 
Update: Sk8ter train who i crushed on has a bf who is a short latinx .... 
I got that hyped over the most basic social interaction 
prob should realized that the fact our convos were always short meant she just thought I was a sperg and felt bad 
This is why you should spit on tards or else they will creep on you
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Party time, babyyyyy.
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the party is my hand and uh thats it
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Sorry bby, talking bout myself.
Edit: seriously tho, go for it next time. Hit on hot guys.
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What is that thing on the left?
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Piece of cake, not sure of what. Was sweet.
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i go to parties i just dont know of any going on this weekend... Like i went to the biomedical club meeting and talked to some indiana guy about phd pathways and research... is it okay to tell a guy hes hot what if hes straight
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My go to is using euphemisms.
He's "well-built", "looks strong" or "seems popular with the ladies". Directly complimenting bicep girth might be too much, idk.
I don't know how well this translates into actual flirting, but I've said this to straight men without them assuming I want to blow them.
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Why are you white?
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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