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[Request] Broke my box spring :donkeykongdoctorupset:

I broke the box spring. I jumped on the bed :!diddykongdoctorupset: :!donkeykongrainbowhop: :!donkeykongrainbowhop: :!donkeykongrainbowhop: :!donkeykongrainbowhop: and the wooden slats broke. It was free anyway.

The manufacturer recommends I don't use a box frame. I will need a new frame to keep the original height of the bed. I want to get a cheap frame on Amazon that includes steel slats but I'm not sure if I should ham it up a little more. Any advice?

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

>I'm not sure if I should ham it up a little more

I don't think you need to ham it up any more buddy.

Aren't slat sizes standardized? Why not buy replacement wooden ones and keep the frame?

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Why not buy replacement wooden ones and keep the frame?

First, I'm referring to the box spring the mattress sits on. Without removing the box spring and flipping it over, it looks like the slats are fastened to dozens of metal structures that attach to the top of the box spring. It appears these slats aren't designed to be individually replaced.

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Ah ofc those wouldn't be replaceable, my bad. Welp good luck, I have no relevant advice, I'll pray for you :marseyimmaculate:.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16964335242371945.webp

Buy one of these. Perfect for a r-slur

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>calls itself monteressori

>defeats every point in montessori in it's design

God i hate marketers

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed.

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:#marseysquint:

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Get rid of bed. you dont need it it only makes you weak. Mattress on floor is ok, bare floor is better.

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That's how you get a moldy mattress. Needs airflow.

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How wet is your mattress?? Do it into potty paper, gross.

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You don't sweat?

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@Modern_Major_DEADeral do you not frick in your bed?

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Do you not change your sheets?

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No. I like them extra crispy

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I'm not poor so no. Also, laying close to the ground has psychological impact.

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Weak. Literal soyman. Your gonna be the first to die when it happens.

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A piece of wood broke? You know wood is still being produced right?

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Reject :marseyredflag2: bed frame. Return :marseymonke: to floor mattress.

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This is why you don't get laid

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my box sprink gone it is only like 3 inches thick on one side I was alm ost rolling off

the mattress too I flipped it around so the whole thing lies flat and put another mattress on top

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16964347254451206.webp

I didn't even notice how awful it was until I stayed with family and the bed was like ... stable and I dont sink into it like a crater

It happened so slowly I didnt notics now I need a new

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:!#marseysunglassesoff:

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The only problem with the slat beds is that over time the slats will shift diagonal and fall off the edge of the frame and then the bed isn't supported in that spot. It just requires taking the mattress off and reseating them but it's still a pain in the butt


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screw your slats in dumbass

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Yeah but then the bed frame isn't as portable which is the whole point of the slat bed


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Did i say "nail" or "glue"? Did I say use these? How often do you need to move a bed anyway

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Looks like there's a lot of variation in slat bed designs and it would be a permanent modification to screw the slats in on mine, it was not made with that in mind. Often enough that I wouldn't screw in the slats so that it's easier to move


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get rid of the frame too and join the floor mattress crew :marseycool2:

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Why are you poor?

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Is this the oid version of tearing your banjo string? Either way, get well soon.

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How fat are you?

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260lb 5'1"

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How would you "ham it up" exactly? "Box springs" aren't what they used to be. You're just paying for a metal or wooden frame surrounded by fabric whose main purpose is to elevate the bed, improve breatheability and distribute pressure, but they no longer need to have actual springs in them obviously.

Get the Amazon steel slat version. I have one and it works great.

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How would you "ham it up" exactly?

As in getting something that actually looks nice. I'm not sure if I want some of those more fancier frames. Example:

https://www.totallyfurniture.com/king-mid-century-modern-solid-wood-spindle-platform-bed-caramel-walker-edison-bkspinca

Regardless, I was thinking of defaulting to one of those metal frames. I liked the elevation the box spring provided so I think I'll have to get one of those 18" frames (like the Amazon one you've mentioned, which I've eyed)

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