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This goddarn flu

I got the flu a few days ago. I've had all the symptoms you can possibly get. Including fevers and weird fever dreams.

Once I was a fascist paid to pretend I was a communist and cause trouble in a court in the late 1940s to ruin the trial of a communist to discredit the commies.

Last one I had a mission to start a war between Russia and Turkey but I woke up when I dropped too much.

Anyway this disease is fricking everyone up in Oregon right now.

Best you can do is lay in bed and watch Have Gun, Will Travel. Paladin is a massive chad and Gene Roddenberry writes well for him.

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This is covid. If you had less than 3 shots you will die. If you had 3 or more your heart will stop and you will also die

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I think I got exactly 3... but not this year. I'm gonna start writing a will.

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Please wear a mask to your funeral too

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