I got the flu a few days ago. I've had all the symptoms you can possibly get. Including fevers and weird fever dreams.
Once I was a fascist paid to pretend I was a communist and cause trouble in a court in the late 1940s to ruin the trial of a communist to discredit the commies.
Last one I had a mission to start a war between Russia and Turkey but I woke up when I dropped too much.
Anyway this disease is fricking everyone up in Oregon right now.
Best you can do is lay in bed and watch Have Gun, Will Travel. Paladin is a massive chad and Gene Roddenberry writes well for him.
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Yeah I came down with something the other week & a lot of my nurses have been sick
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I seem to be swinging back and forth from getting better. Sleeping most of the day. I don't think I've been drinking much but maybe I am and I'm just losing track and getting dehydrated.
I slept through the whole goddarn week.
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Is that what happened to Gary Chess
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Me too, do you think we all got wu flu
i knew I should've gotten boosted
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You should buy some cheap blankets and cough all over them. Then take them to all the homeless communities. Worked well with the Indians.
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sorry old man I just had the flu and went to hang out in portland last week anyway
YOU'RE WELCOME!
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Totally worth it if you killed a junkie and a couple lawyers.
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Have Gun, Will Travel is a great show.
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Kids wouldn't be such problems if they just watched it to learn how to be a chad.
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This is covid. If you had less than 3 shots you will die. If you had 3 or more your heart will stop and you will also die
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I think I got exactly 3... but not this year. I'm gonna start writing a will.
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Please wear a mask to your funeral too
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use this opportunity to harness the fever dreams to write ur marsey fanfic submission
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I should. I'm 10x more funny in my dreams and when I've got a fever it's Philip Peepee level insane.
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I love crazy dreams.
This week I dreamt I was walking through the park when I was stopped by two extraterrestrials who wanted to interview me. They asked me questions, I don't remember what. Then they demanded four hairs from my head for DNA. They also wanted a nostril hair, but I couldn't grab one, because I had recently bought a new manscaping kit. Since I couldn't oblige them, they left.
Another dream was entirely third-person. I was watching someone play a computer RPG where one of the game's characters was Chevy Chase in drag and fake pregnancy gear.
I also have this recurring dream where I meet and sleep with an old school friend I haven't seen in 20 years.
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I often get ones where it's some mix of a very abstract game and real life. Like I had one where I'm talking to my dad who is Austria in Europa Universalis. Which I guess means something to me on a subconscious level.
Somehow it's only the one girl I really miss about 5% of the time.
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These are some weird kitty shapes ngl
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Everyone's ill atm. It's the autumn flu time. I had a bit of a cough but otherwise my white blood cells have been bros
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This time it's so bad though. Maybe I really am getting old.
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