I got the flu a few days ago. I've had all the symptoms you can possibly get. Including fevers and weird fever dreams.
Once I was a fascist paid to pretend I was a communist and cause trouble in a court in the late 1940s to ruin the trial of a communist to discredit the commies.
Last one I had a mission to start a war between Russia and Turkey but I woke up when I dropped too much.
Anyway this disease is fricking everyone up in Oregon right now.
Best you can do is lay in bed and watch Have Gun, Will Travel. Paladin is a massive chad and Gene Roddenberry writes well for him.
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I love crazy dreams.
This week I dreamt I was walking through the park when I was stopped by two extraterrestrials who wanted to interview me. They asked me questions, I don't remember what. Then they demanded four hairs from my head for DNA. They also wanted a nostril hair, but I couldn't grab one, because I had recently bought a new manscaping kit. Since I couldn't oblige them, they left.
Another dream was entirely third-person. I was watching someone play a computer RPG where one of the game's characters was Chevy Chase in drag and fake pregnancy gear.
I also have this recurring dream where I meet and sleep with an old school friend I haven't seen in 20 years.
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I often get ones where it's some mix of a very abstract game and real life. Like I had one where I'm talking to my dad who is Austria in Europa Universalis. Which I guess means something to me on a subconscious level.
Somehow it's only the one girl I really miss about 5% of the time.
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