This little 
BIPOC 
perches right 
outside 
my window 
and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today 
he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?
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There's this r-slurred 
woodpecker who keeps trying to eat my house 
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well they do not eat mice! get bro a suet feeder and a nice suet block he'll be thrilled
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Will he like this one?
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that'll PROBABLY work alright but woodpeckers prefer nuts and insects so see if u can find one with those ingredients, some even are specifically tailored to woodpeckers, but tbh they aren't SUPER picky
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How about this one?
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PERFECT! also if u want to keep squirrels away, they make spicy suet. squirrels HATE spicy, but birds do not have the ability to taste it, so they're just fine!
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And this doesn't harm the birds? Don't want birds with digestive issues making more of a mess of the porch.
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no issue at all! birds are unable to register any effects of Spicy
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When I was a kid at the beach, a ton of people were throwing crackers to seagulls flying by. My dad put a ton of hot sauce on one and threw it, the bird that ate it nosedived straight into the water and never came back up. Do you know why it would have done that?
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ummmm just seagull activities ngl
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Actually
I'm out of cayenne pepper. Would 
pepper 
spray work?
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no!!!!!!! you'll be fine though. most suet feeders are hard for squirrels to access. shouldnt be an issue
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Ok I'll send it raw
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I will sprinkle some cayenne pepper
on there 
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