I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.
Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.
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Got the whole 'shave layers of skin off for biopsy' dermatologist treatment for what could have been basal cell carcinoma, found out it was just a fricking clogged pore, still have a HUGE divot in my fricking nose now. Fricking shave them shits off with a razor and save yourself the bullshit chief. Cornstarch or baby powder for the bleeding.
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