I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.
Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.
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Did you use ice or any anesthetic?
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Lol no. Didn't hurt that much tbh, I've done worse to myself.
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self harm? get that bio oil queeen
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Dont say that
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why? its true
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Self harm is bad and you shouldn't encourage it
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im not, im assuming her scars are self harm and letting her know that bio oil is great to fade them u strag
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Oh. I thought bio oil was slang for blood
Forgive me ted I have 2 brain cels
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lmaoooo no its a scar reducing oil
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You mean she's like that? Lmao
Why do all foids
go through the "cutting" phase? Is it nature's way of making sure only the right 
people breed?
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idk but i did it bc i heard voices telling me to cut myself or they'd kill me in my sleep
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Why haven't you an heroed by now then? Sounds like you've been ignoring them for a while.
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ive tried but because im biofoid im naturally suicide-proof!
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Don't you have some kind of styptic type substance around? I hope you at least cleaned the scissors first, geez.
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have done this before with a potentially cancerous Blob on my tongue (father ted had the same thing) and so i ripped it off. hurt like a b-word but never came back
anyways scissors were the worst thing u couldve used. next time disinfect religiously before and after and use a sharp, NEW razorblade
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Yes ma'am
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Ewwwwwwwwwww wtf blob tongue!
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You know, if you find a new mole, you should really go to the doctor for a biopsy.
If you still have the bit you cut off, take that in to your doctor and tell him/her the r-slurred thing you just did.
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I thought about the episode where the guy does the same thing as me and then dies of cancer while doing it. Unfortunately I was born to two very mole-y people which means it's just my lot in life to find moles I'd never noticed before. The ones I did take off were all standard. I should probably go to a dermatologist anyways.
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She should, but this isn't gonna convince her lol
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Buy some of this stuff next time you're considering cutting
yourself:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5M58EP
Also this stuff works really
well once it stops bleeding:
https://www.amazon.com/Scar-Shield-Prevention-Gel-Recommended/dp/B07BCP7R8X
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Get a gauze pad, and slap some athletes tape over it. Good as new! If your feeling extra responsible you can dab a little antiseptic on the pad before you put it on (you probably should).
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Is better to do this with dry ice. You can buy at supermarket for very cheap
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Oh that is a better way. I'll definitely do that next time.
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Do you freeze it and then cut it, or you just freeze it and then it falls off on its own?
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Just freeze it, it'll fall off.
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I remember it falling few days later but was long time ago
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Idiot. You need to pack gauze into the wound and then place pressure on it with bandages, except you can't do that because it's your neck. Do you have Quik-Clot?
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Luckily it's stopped bleeding. It wasn't a deep wound relative to my normal skin topography so luckily it's just scabbed over.
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Medical care exists for a reason. You're not poor.
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If just be wasting time. If I get infected then I'll go
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Just put pressure on it for 15 minutes and it still stop. Push hard and hold
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Got the whole 'shave layers of skin off for biopsy' dermatologist treatment for what could have been basal cell carcinoma, found out it was just a fricking clogged pore, still have a HUGE divot in my fricking nose now. Fricking shave them shits off with a razor and save yourself the bullshit chief. Cornstarch or baby powder for the bleeding.
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