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Home surgery

I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.

Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.

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Did you use ice or any anesthetic?

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Lol no. Didn't hurt that much tbh, I've done worse to myself.

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self harm? get that bio oil queeen

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Dont say that :marseysad:

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why? its true

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You mean she's like that? Lmao

Why do all foids :marseyblops2chadcel2: go through the "cutting" phase? Is it nature's way of making sure only the right :marseytedwasright: people breed?

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idk but i did it bc i heard voices telling me to cut myself or they'd kill me in my sleep

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Why haven't you an heroed by now then? Sounds like you've been ignoring them for a while.

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ive tried but because im biofoid im naturally suicide-proof!

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Self harm is bad and you shouldn't encourage it :!marseysad:

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im not, im assuming her scars are self harm and letting her know that bio oil is great to fade them u strag

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Oh. I thought bio oil was slang for blood :marseyspecial:

Forgive me ted I have 2 brain cels :marseysadpat:

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lmaoooo no its a scar reducing oil

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