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OMG You guys! I might be getting a VOLVO!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

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Aren't Volvos nice cars?

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Yeah they're nice but the company has been owned by a bunch of different parent companies over the years and each generation has its own quirks.

The car is only worth about $2k so if something breaks I can just drive it into the woods where I hide all of my broken machinery.

This post may sound sarcastic but I am 100% serious about being seriously stoked about this.

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Ohhhhh lmao that's good, happy you're happy with your new ride!!! I would never be ashamed to drive an old Volvo. It's very preppy handbook tbh.

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That b-word Carolyn stole my original copy!

FRICK YOU CAROLYN I MADE OUT WITH YOUR YOUNGER AND PRETTIER SISTER AT YOUR PARENTS HOUSE.

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Im not a car person sorry 😢

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