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OMG You guys! I might be getting a VOLVO!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

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>using as a weapon :marseybackstabsjw: during road rage flare-ups

Bring rich enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to just slam a car into someone when it's deserved :marseybattered: and just walk away on the regular :marseyregular: is a sexual fantasy :marseywhitemage: of mine

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When I had my minivan I once pushed a car out of the way to take its parking space and the other car got towed for blocking a driveway.

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Unironically laughed

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:#marseyretardchad:

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