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OMG You guys! I might be getting a VOLVO!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

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At least it's not a VW Tiguan that looks like every other black SUV on your street and you have to press the button on your keys to make the lights go off to figure out which anon black suv is yours 🥲

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black Tiguan

Niguan

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I was so close to buying a Tiguan a few months ago.

What year is yours?

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I have no idea 🤗 it's a rental and I don't pay for it so I don't give a frick 🤗

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Must feel pretty square driving a car that's actually registered this time.

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Lmfao right

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What happened to the mercedes?

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At first my sister wanted it but we returned it.

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Like, as a couple?

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