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OMG You guys! I might be getting a VOLVO!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

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Also my cousin drove this during his first couple years of college when he had a SUPER HOT girlfriend so there's a chance it still smells like her.

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May you harness his mojo

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Sniff the seats

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