emoji-award-marseyracist

OMG You guys! I might be getting a VOLVO!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

35
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can pile the racoons in for soccer :marseybrasileiro: practice

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've already ruined one car by letting raccoons inside of it.

This is going to be strictly business. Business as in I'll use it as a work car so I don't look too fancy and overpaid pulling up to clients.

Yeah that's right, I've decided to start working again. Funemployment is OVER.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>I've decided to start working again

Is your trust fund drying up?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've come to the realization that I'll be absolutely fricked by the time I'm 60 if I keep living like this and could also use some structure in life.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>by the time I'm 60

So 15 years?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

21 years. You know there's plenty of users older than me on here. Some of them even have wives and kids :marseypuke:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.