I uploaded like one selfie (not filtered bc I have integrity). I had “99+” likes in like 5 minutes. Wow, thanks!
Then I noticed a lot of the people I matched with wanted “short term”.
Okay hard pass, just not my vibe.
One guy though….we started chatting. He was Latinx so I started flirting in Spanish (I'm good at that and rarely have the opportunity to speak the language). He lived in a neighborhood I wouldn't be caught dead in but I thought I'd give him a chance? I'm not shallow, honestly. He kept calling me a catfish (I'm not that hot) so I figured he was being sweet. I told him I disliked the app and was gonna delete so we moved to text.
What. The. Frick.
So I blocked him and I'm back to dating people I meet in the wild and/or on rdrama.
People here also try to neg me with my age but I never took it personally since my dream was always to be a classy old lady but holy shit the audacity of this Mexican goblin MY AGE who lives in a shitty neighborhood.
Pic related. It's my goal in life.
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oh shit you're the same age as me?
this changes everything
hey bby
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Hey 😏
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How almost 35 are you?
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In December
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dang, i'm early january
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She's a white woman, she wasn't fertile at 18 lol
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I'm just curious how close our birthdays are
My wife's was last week so I get my couple months of "you're too old for me" jokes
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Almost 35 the same way Lorenz is: 52
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Don't speak in riddles to me.
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I'm sorry, but that's the price you pay in understanding foidspeak
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We are all the same age, the originals anyways. Bunch of millennial frickwits too stupid to be direction brained
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