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[foid posting L's] I joined tinder for literally less than 10 min

I uploaded like one selfie (not filtered bc I have integrity). I had “99+” likes in like 5 minutes. Wow, thanks!

Then I noticed a lot of the people I matched with wanted “short term”.

Okay hard pass, just not my vibe.

One guy though….we started chatting. He was Latinx so I started flirting in Spanish (I'm good at that and rarely have the opportunity to speak the language). He lived in a neighborhood I wouldn't be caught dead in but I thought I'd give him a chance? I'm not shallow, honestly. He kept calling me a catfish (I'm not that hot) so I figured he was being sweet. I told him I disliked the app and was gonna delete so we moved to text.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974023329592237.webp

What. The. Frick.

So I blocked him and I'm back to dating people I meet in the wild and/or on rdrama.

People here also try to neg me with my age but I never took it personally since my dream was always to be a classy old lady but holy shit the audacity of this Mexican goblin MY AGE who lives in a shitty neighborhood.

Pic related. It's my goal in life.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974023331525385.webp

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I'm back to dating people I meet in the wild and/or on rdrama

How you doin' :marseycool2:

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You can do better

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:#marseyflirt:

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You could do MUCH better

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I feel the same about anyone who dates me :marseyseethe:

You're funny, I think you're fetch :marseythumbsup:

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Remember only ugly people need to be funny

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What someone looks like doesn't matter that much... As long as they're not gross (knows how to clean themselves). Having fun together is honestly more important for me. :marseysipping:

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uglycel cope

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Cuter than you :marseybow:

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Only broke and ugly neighbors need to keep foids constantly entertained

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>2/3 of the actually passing femboys are bi

This means something, I'm just not sure what.

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:marseyshrug: Foids who top are rare... I usually get treated badly in those relationships.

I'm lucky I can switch.

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It means men have to do better

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How must I improve, o wise one?

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Hrt

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I HATE GROOMERS

I HATE GROOMERS

I HATE GROOMERS

:#marseytrollgun:

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>and/or on rdrama

:#marseykingcrown:

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Aevann can you make a sexhavers ping and add everyone with the badge so I can bully them easier

:mars#eynope:

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it's not about me r-slur, just think :marseymindblown: it's funny :marseylaughpoundfist: that she's more successful in dating :marseyitsrigged: here than on tinder :marseysleep: stop being a humorless fakkit

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fakkit

sandkwinn is penny confirmed 2023

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Shit just happens naturally okay

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So true, that's why I gregariously approach women at bus stops

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It was a good idea :marseyindignant: also I'm not convinced you didn't just claim false accolades to tag along with Frozen and Ted as one of the cool kids.

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you know that he lives :marseykneel: in Poland, right? :marseysigh: it is funny :marseylaughpoundfist: that it's breaking :marseysoutherner: your brain :marseyconfuseddead: though

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I heard u met him irl 👀

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it's true :marseyshy5:

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Did u frick be honest

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I'm gonna kms

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:marseythinkorino::marseyconfused: I only noticed because he has never updongered me before and I know your alts (mimwee and grizzly) keep extensive glownotes :marseyill:

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you're right, I pretended to get r4ped by my alt so that people on a gay racist :marseyokaymilk: gossip :marseymeangirls: site for incels :marseyitsover: would :marseywould: think :marseyquestion: I'm cool :marseygiveup: still not showing :marseypoint2: you the dossier doe

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I mean it does sound like what someone that posts nectrotic birds would do :marseyyoushouldkillyourselfnow: you seem cogent and sharp enough that I would never trust you with my personal information even if I did pull a dog-catches-car moment :marseyill:

tl;dr dumb/submissive foids only pls :marseyspecial::marseyhijab:

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https://rdrama.net/post/187798/why-am-i-in-house-racist/4583196#context :marseyglow:

but you're wrong, I'm unironically negative :marseyzalgo: iq :marseycrayoneater: you can and should :marseynorm: trust me with your full doxx :marseyagreefast:

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:#marseypopcorntime:

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You have a doe dossier too??

:#marseyastronaut:

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Hey :marseyshy3:

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Can someone please give me a rundown on the strange pantsless goblin with the spade?

Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974045998912706.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974046000908744.webp

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GODDAMMIT THAT'S HOW YOU EXPLAINED IT LAST TIME

I'M ON MOBILE AND DON'T WANNA REVERSE-IMAGE IT

USE YOUR WORDS

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Looks like Pantsless is kicking butt.

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Some frickin hippies tried to take down his bird traps so he rode forth into battle immediately with his Legendary Spade of Strag Smiting and Inferior Y-fronts of Arse Sitting.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17189893364501786.webp

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AI is getting really :marseythinkorino2: good

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Thanks boss!

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@Losercel

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Sorry Loosy @Losercel, it wasn't meant for your eyes because that would 100% make you feel better :marseyembrace:

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Is losercel ok :marseybottom:

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somehow even more sad than just using tinder at 35

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and/or on rdrama

!biofoids don't lower yourself to anonymous online strangers, DM me pics for free compliments:marseyshy:

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Holy shit it works !straggots :marseybooba::marseysunglassesoff:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974043278849704.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974057027643073.webp

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Spin my love for all eternity

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No it was an actual picture, I sent that back though

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Pass it along! :marseystars:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974040834985886.webp

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:marseycoomer2:

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>green bubble

:#marseyno:

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Right!!!! But I was trying to not be shallow smh

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It's okay to try! Some of my best friends are green bubbles!

But I would never date any of them...

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I'm friends with but don't date liberals for similar reasons :marseyrain:

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That was your biggest mistake. :marseyindignant:

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Yeah I saw the picture of the txt messages first with the green bubble and knew it wasn't going to end well. Never does

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why are women

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Imagine leaving iMessage enabled

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I thought it was a meme that burgers care about this lol

(tbh we would probably too if people used imessage here and could sniff out the poors using android)

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glowchatting ìs thè way to tell Apple users that they will never learn how to use à computer

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@FrozenCorpse you know green :marseylongpostglow: bubbles :marseysoap: are children, poors, and pedos right?

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Source?

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I'd rather not let the neurotics in my life have read receipts

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>I hate having the simplest power over weak peoples lives

Yawn

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My friend is rabid about this vampire character from Baldur's Gate in your signature lol. He's pretty funny

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God bless that mexican tinder troll.

At least someone is out there putting foids in their place.

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So true, anyone over 30 using an online dating app should be redirected to a map of local churches every time they swipe

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!incels !fellas !foidmoment

Get in here and laugh at the christmas cake :!marseylaughpoundfist::marseywall:

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Who I aspire to be :marseywall:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974029099424722.webp

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Carmen Dell'Orefice and Catherine Deneuve are all I want to be 🥰🥰🥰

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Very telling that white foids never want to look like Tyra or Iman... :marseyhmm:

This is the casual, lowstakes racism we all experience every day, sisters.

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>posting Ls

>99+ likes in like 5 minutes

I hate women

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Lol, like frozen is an actual woman

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oh shit you're the same age as me?

this changes everything

hey bby

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Hey 😏

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How almost 35 are you?

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:#marseyeggless:

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She's a white woman, she wasn't fertile at 18 lol

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I'm just curious how close our birthdays are

My wife's was last week so I get my couple months of "you're too old for me" jokes

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Almost 35 the same way Lorenz is: 52

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Don't speak in riddles to me.

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I'm sorry, but that's the price you pay in understanding foidspeak

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In December

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dang, i'm early january

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We are all the same age, the originals anyways. Bunch of millennial frickwits too stupid to be direction brained

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