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So what? What are you going to do about it, nerd?
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Take any 2 colors. Lighter color for pillows, dark for blankets and you've got an awesome bed to impress the foids you bring home
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Bitches be turning into the Niagara Falls when they see my Gabriel Angelos sheets
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No thanks I'm good
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Foids?
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If we can't s*x on the S197 Ford Mustang GT bed then go away.
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I know a foid who's been seeing a guy with literal Super Mario bedsheets and she's been finding it very hard to have s*x on that bed
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Don't let that mistake happen to you kang. Follow this color code
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Tell her to stop molesting her kid then
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Why would any1 want to bring home f*ids 🤢🤮
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Some of the colours will be helpful when I shit the bed so that's good too
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If she's already in my bedroom she clearly already wants to have s*x so who cares about the decor
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Pros of using this - She comes back to take your tiny peen again without you having to chain her in the basement
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Meh. I've had foids walk out on me after they see my Jimmy Newtron shower curtain.
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You're the only user here that's in the double digits % chance of being a real foid
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!besties advise for you
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This is the minimum for a respectable swingin' pad. If you're over 25 and don't own the below, you're NGMI and anyone sleeping with you is punching down or will eventually key your car if you have one.
2 sets with complementary colors:
Color 1: matched sheet set with 4 shams, cotton thread count > 800,
Color 2: duvet or over blanket with 2 matching shams
Color 3: optional accent in your duvet or throw pillow pattern, only do this if you have a big P or tight V and know what you're doing
Materials: 4 goose down sleeping pillows, 2 throw pillows of any quality, 1 queen size (or larger) spring mattress worth min $1k, high quality mattress cover so your mattress doesn't stain from your bed weeting and so it lasts at least 8-10 years.
Notes:
memory foam is a meme at this price point or below, don't be fooled.
a box springs is optional depending on bed style
throw pillows are for throwing off of your made bed, not for not buying
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I will never buy a sham and you can't psyop me into wasting my money for that
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Do you only buy single sheets, or are you r-slurred and don't know what a sham is?Thanks to this argument, I've learned that shams and pillowcases are not synonyms.
It's not a psyop though, and you're lying unless you've never bought a duvet or over blanket that didn't come in a set. They always come with at least 2 matching shams.
The whole point of having throw pillows is that you wasted your money for them. It's conspicuous consumption, and both bitches and bottoms love that shit.
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I don't understand what keeps happening with our mattresses. We spend good money on name brands but after only a couple months it seems like you really sink deep into them and they retain a groove. Not fat. Even the cats sink in and the center feels noticeably firmer
I don't think the box springs are worn out, can't imagine they'd make that much difference.
Pillowcases piss me off. I have a regular queen-sized pillow. I don't want a King, it's too big. But nobody makes queen pillowcases, just "full/queen" that don't quite cover the entire pillow. I have to buy Kings and take them in slightly.
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What sheet set comes with 4 pillow cases? You'll usually have two, for the regular pillows. Then your comforter/duvet or whatever will have two for the top pillows.
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The last two I bought both came with 4 cases. It's great.
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did you just get laid
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No no, I am reading a book on color theory and the authors said these types of contrast help in creating a good first impression as well as an increase in s*x drive
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Can confirm eggshell and bark always make me horny af
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The only thing in between my mattress and the floor is a sheet of cardboard and my fitted sheet has a rip down the middle that I (unsuccessfully) patched with duct tape.
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Every woman
I've fricked has been on a mattress with no sheets. One was in the woods no knee pads. If you're in there 
you don't need to do this.
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They already don't make sheets of reasonable quality in any other color. Show me a sheet with a graphic design and I'll show you a sheet with terrible thread count.
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These should also be your wardrobe colors btw
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