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why can't I sleep :marseygiveup:

I've been going to bed stupid early, am sober, healthy, :marseyhealthysoberstillretard: don't drink caffeine for at least 6 hours before bed, clean sheets, etc everything i can think of but my eyes still shoot open every hour at night and i sleep like shit and all I want is a full night of rest :marseysulk: I don't want to take any sleeping pills because drugs are bad, I'd rather find a different way first so umm if you had troubles with insomnia then how did you fix it :marseyshy2:

I'm also a gymrat and lift 5×/week I'm not some neet who sits in a gooncave ok :marseydepressed: I just can't stop thinking at night or stay asleep even though I'm really tired

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NOT YET

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:#marseycoomer2:

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I actually thought recently that maybe I should normiemaxx and try to have s-x but it's futile, it's not going to happen :marseyitsogre:

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Even the most vile women :marseysuffragette: I have ever laid eyes on have gotten laid. Just go to a bar and stay till last call. your a girl use tindr that's easy mode for s*x as a girl lmao

I don't think :marseymischevious: you're trying cause coomers do not care about anything :marseycoleporter: else

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I bartend so I'm already behind a bar all the time and stay past last call. I don't want to be around some weirdo who will make me feel uncomfortable because then I'll sperg out and panic, and I'm too much of a mentalcel to attract just a normal guy

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>I don't want to be around some weirdo who will make me feel uncomfortable :marseyhelp:

>wants casual :marseywillnever: s*x

Bless your heart

:#@spookkwinnpat:

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nvm wow. u a creepy uncle

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>he doesn't know bless your heart :marseygeisha: is southern :marseypastor: lingo for calling you r-slurred

!dixie

Bless him

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>🦕 doesn't know that spending 400 words therapizing with a foid about how there are plenty of guys that want to frick her is lingo for "I run a teen advice page where I duet minors on Tik Tok"

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You think that talking to a :marseywall: is grooming :marseyconfused:

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>missing an opportunity to dunk on foids :marseyblops2chadcel: for being r-slurred

simp

On another note what the heck is a duet? Like a song?

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maybe if someone blessed the dinos they wouldn't all be dead lmao

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:#marseyfuckyou:

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idk how having casual s-x with coomer creeps would make me sleep better, if anything it would make me hate myself more and I would just lie awake feeling disgusted with myself

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Farty, if I of all people am able to have s*x. You should have zero problems

It's actually over for you

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HIT HER WITH THAT JURASSDICK DARK CDACE!!

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