I'm talking from the deepest pits of Mordor and my butt is speaking The Black Speech. Peeling the paint off the walls, heat mirages in the air, actual stink lines emanating. I'm surprised I haven't been asked to leave.
I was initially tempted to not wipe down the equipment just to make it a permanent part of the gym, but that's too far.
Update: I checked my skivvies cuz I was nervous but I'm clean
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what the heck are you eating
i have the chronic toots too but they have no bite
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Dunno normally I do a very constant keto diet and my farts are infrequent and non smelly. But the other day I horked a bunch of Halloween candy at work and I wonder if it compromised my microchip.
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probably increased sugars making your gut go crazy then
brap on braplord
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