I'm talking from the deepest pits of Mordor and my butt is speaking The Black Speech. Peeling the paint off the walls, heat mirages in the air, actual stink lines emanating. I'm surprised I haven't been asked to leave.
I was initially tempted to not wipe down the equipment just to make it a permanent part of the gym, but that's too far.
Update: I checked my skivvies cuz I was nervous but I'm clean
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based fartchad
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if anyone complains you can just cry ableism
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I'm sure one of my ancestors was colonized and this led to a gastric issue in me through muh epigenetic magic
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protein maxxing king
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Ye I'm up to 132 grams protein today, I think I just shared about 50 of that with the rest of the class
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My gym has an elevator that I sometimes use if I went hard on my legs. One day I took it, and as the doors closed I let loose a potent one. I eat about 6 eggs everyday, along with beans and rice with a lot of whey. To my dismay I see the doors start to open back up, an old woman was entering with a wheelchair bound child. I stared straight ahead for the ride and let them exit first.
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fart all the time to show that you're the boss
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Thank you for sharing
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what the heck are you eating
i have the chronic toots too but they have no bite
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Dunno normally I do a very constant keto diet and my farts are infrequent and non smelly. But the other day I horked a bunch of Halloween candy at work and I wonder if it compromised my microchip.
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probably increased sugars making your gut go crazy then
brap on braplord
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