Serious: should I become a fighter pilot?

I'm at the age where I can still have a cool life (sorry millenials) and I've been thinking about joining the navy/air force so they can let me pilot extremely expensive flying death machines (I even dream about it regularly). Should I do it?

Cons:

  • way less money than just being a corporate employee

  • possibly away from my family for a while

  • cancer from jet fuel

Pros:

  • pilot fighter jets

  • with things heating up everywhere I might actually get to fight fr (🤞)

  • possibly of dying an instant and cool death

Important: I would NOT be joining the Canadian armed forces

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ye

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Lmao does France :marseyww1french1: even have fighter :marseyryu: jets

Edit: nvm I remember u sent me some videos of them

Yeah man, do it

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:marseyakshually: France is one of the few countries to have its own fighter jet program and also the only other country besides the US to possess a nuclear aircraft carrier (unfortunately only one for now) :marseyhmmhips:

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Yeah I actually :marseyakshually: still have the videos you sent me! Are you color :marseyracistcheck: blind? Do you have good vision? I say go for it. You can always do the finance :marseycalebhammer: thing later :marseywave2:

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Use it to buck break Africa.

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ukraine and gaza first pls

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as much as i want to mock the fr*nch the rafale is a decent fighter jet

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The US Air Force lures in a lot of people with the promise of making them pilots when it was never on the table for them, so be as sure as you can that you're on the right track if you go.

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Do it, if you kill over 1000 Palestinians Frozen will have s*x with you.

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Obviously yes. Do it.

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lol sure why not

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ask @Landlord_Messiah

white extinction is long overdue

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@Landlord_Messiah WAS IN THE AIR FORCE AND FLEW TOMCATS. ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF @Landlord_Messiah'S LIFE.

Trans lives matter

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IMPOSSIBLE. THE AIRFORCE REQUIRES PILOTS TO BE OVER 5'4”

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Aff4ryYiacUO4/giphy.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/XedlfvtiYgrGByude7/giphy.webp

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:marseydelighted: is this a larp?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16984317509119678.webp

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Fight for ukraine

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:marseydisagree:

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I'll pay you to fight for ukraine

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Yes and steal a jet for the nation of drama.

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Aren't you pretty well sure to get a good airline job when you get out? You don't need money until you're that old anyway.

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I guess so yeah

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You couldn't lol

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have a glass of agent orange and think about it.

I do think the Chair Force would be the best branch to be in because you could easily defect if the government demands that you sacrifice yourself for it.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Is it easy to do in France or something? A friend from HS flies an F16 and it took a lot of training for him, and his dad was also in the Air Force as well iirc so he had a head start from HS

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Formation is 2 to 4 years according to the brochure

All you need is french nationality, <26 yo and physically capable

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Neat, GL if you end up trying. Would be a sick job

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found the incel

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Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

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:#marseytampon:

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Posting on this website probably disqualifies you from getting a security clearance.

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Join the French Foreign Legion

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pros:

  • steal jet fuel, melt steel beams
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No balls you wouldn't

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You should because planes are cool. :marseyjetfighter::marseyplane:

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Only manlets can be fighter pilots so :marseyl: but other than that, if you're smart enough, go for it, king. Bring glory to Israel :marseysaluteisrael:

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