GATEKEEPSo this fat, downie looking guy with his eyes too far apart walks in and places a cracked iPhone 15 Max on the table and asks me to help him update it and back up his photos. Like a trusting idiot he gives me his pin and the first thing I see isn't porn, but BIPOC and carp emojis floating around.
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What kind of a fricking idiot reads the comments in a carp post? You're supposed to leave an early comment for dramacoin farming.
I gave the lardass a withering stare before continuing on with 30 seconds of button pushing he could have figured out with Bing.
Then I asked him what he was doing and he just mumbled and stared at the ground like a beta.
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I saw Carp at a Verizon store yesterday. I told him he should
back up his iCloud, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for his PIN or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting
me off and going 
“huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front 
of my face. When I turned on his phone, Safari 
was on rDrama.net but he kept pretending not to notice 
by yawning really 
loudly.
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