GATEKEEPSo this fat, downie looking guy with his eyes too far apart walks in and places a cracked iPhone 15 Max on the table and asks me to help him update it and back up his photos. Like a trusting idiot he gives me his pin and the first thing I see isn't porn, but BIPOC and carp emojis floating around.
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What kind of a fricking idiot reads the comments in a carp post? You're supposed to leave an early comment for dramacoin farming.
I gave the lardass a withering stare before continuing on with 30 seconds of button pushing he could have figured out with Bing.
Then I asked him what he was doing and he just mumbled and stared at the ground like a beta.
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I saw Carp at a Verizon store yesterday. I told him he should
back up his iCloud, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for his PIN or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting
me off and going 
“huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front 
of my face. When I turned on his phone, Safari 
was on rDrama.net but he kept pretending not to notice 
by yawning really 
loudly.
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I'm back at your store now because the goddarn fricking wagie forgot to transfer cellular service to the new phone
And the old one got wiped
So now it's updating to iOS 16 very slowly so I can transfer my number and shit to the new one
And this has been a like 4 hour ordeal
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Literal neurodivergent can't operate cell phone
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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He doesn't know what wi-fi is.
Nobody tell him.
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5G UW is faster than shitty store Wi-Fi, tf you talking about unless you live in the fricking boonies
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enjoy your brainworms
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You really think a Verizon store is gonna have shitty wifi.
The longer it takes to back up your cat pictures, the longer it takes to get you out the door.
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The wagie is just lonely and wanted you to come back to his store. So he "forgot" it.
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He made an even bigger mess and the only Arab in the county also works here I guess and he fixed it in about 2 minutes
I'm driving home now
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Aren't you a phone poster as well?
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the only reason a man would buy an iphone is because apple has a monopoly on women as a gender
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In my experience the foids don't say shit about having an android, its the gay dudes who are big mad your not sucking Apple peepee
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Green texters always get ignored
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Bluebubbles server lets @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet use iMessage on @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet's Galaxy Fold 5. @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet have way too many phones. @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet is syncing @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet's iMessage between 12 different phones RN.
@Zombie_Shreddedmanlet prefer Android but too many nerds Sneed about Apple. Their cameras and SoC are definitely better.
@Zombie_Shreddedmanlet definitely need iMessage because @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet is the only dramatard confirmed too frick.
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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I thought you were a married devout catholic, age 50+. The frick do you know/care?
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Because I don't like poors
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Everyone outside of the US just uses apps anyways. Idk why sms is still so big there
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It's all blue for me
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Imagine still falling for the tricks of the bends-in-your-pocket jew after the shitbrick that was the iphone 6+.
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this neighbor has green text messages
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what's wrong
with that? 
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SHE
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androids are male-coded, sorry bb
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Androidailures keep seething
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Nothing screams incel harder than a top hat and an android phone
Trans lives matter
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Carp is attractive IRL. Looks like Tom Green, but not as tall.
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He is simultaneously nearly hairless and scruffy, taupe and ruddy, bug-eyed and sunken featured. I would cross the street if I saw him on the sidewalk. He looks like a drug addicted misshapen freak, and coming from me that's saying a lot.
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He's got a face made for a MAD magazine cover.
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He looks like that villain from the one far cry game everyone likes. You know the one
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Are you talking about this one?
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yeah lol
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!writecel this is how you introduce a character
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Fetch and intelligent.
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Sorry my bad. Can you help with my phone tho?
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Sure just mail it over to me
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This is Mavis
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Mavis says Slava Israela!
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Fake because Carp may be a downie but he's not fat
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You fix phones? Isn't that a peasant job?
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yo why you doxxingme, b-word?
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Lmao @ u working in a phone store and thinking you're better than anyone
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